shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

yes thank you im very intimidated

 

Should that matter to me?
[he seems unimpressed. To most that is. If you knew him well you might catch a glimmer of annoyance.]

 

-is watching with some interest-

 

-he throws Prim a withering look.-

 

*Watches with a small smile and a twinkle in her eye. Oh how she loves being a fly on the wall.*

 

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I'm just here to make sure you don't actually eat anyone or destroy anything! Because if you want to not be in a black hole for the rest of forever again, that's what you gotta stop doing! Remember?

 

I am old as the universe, not senile, brother.

 

i would not recommend eating me

i cause indigestion

 

Just like a mi!

 

I believe my digestive process is rather different than the standard. It comes with one's usual nutrition being existance itself.

 

Well then you'd think you'd stop threatening it so I don't have to keep wondering if you're serious! (*‿*✿)

 

-he gives Primus an unimpressed look-

 

like i said

i cause indigestion

 

[He clears his throat.]

Despite the utter embarrassment of ruining the joke, I'm willing to explain. Serah Sala is referencing the fact that she unmakes all things magical and... souls too, if I'm correct? Even a god of unmaking could be unmade itself, I would think.

 

-His optics light up with understanding as he catches on-
Ah. Interesting. Our kind is rare. And usually part of diametric opposition.

 

Your disrespect is noted. As is your referring to me as a "god". I do not have worshippers.

 

Are they required? I suppose so, if we want to have a picture of godhood that relies on religious heft.

 

I prefer to be referred to in ways that do not imply I have to care about the complaints of mortals, seeing as I was not involved in their making.

 

Do... people typically think their gods care?

 

Gods... Caring? Pfft.