shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Oh, so he does this "words mean whatever I want them to mean" bullshit too?

 

Gesundheit.

 

No, he does the... Ahem.

*Clears his throat, puffs his chest up, and does his worst Reinhardt impression*

Ah ha! Well done Reyes! Too bad you cannot survive my 100% German Engineering! *slams fist onto his own chest a few times* Oh no! Are you standing up, Reyes? Better charge you into! *clears his throat again*

Then this happens *snaps his fingers*

Technically, Gabriel Reyes. Everyone just calls me Reaper because they like to pretend their friend is dead.

 

I mean, you keep calling them useless and deserving to be wiped out, so I would think that friendship's kinda over to begin with......

 

So, he falls and all the king's horses and all the king's men just can't put him back together again?

... even though, apparently, he's done that more than once...

 

* Why would anybody want to pretend their friend is dead?

 

'Cause they're masters of the art of passive-aggressiveness, perhaps?

 

... What did I walk into? I just wanted to... ask the captain a question...

 

The shitposting rave 3. It's wild in here.

 

They started it.

That you can blame on 'Mercy'. Something-something nanomachines something-something 'isn't modern medicine amazing'.

Because they don't want to face that their views have been wrong and that their little 'organization' might have stopped the omnic conflict but the UN deemed them a danger and shut them down. They need to be wiped out because they're all a danger and because they've all hurt me.

Talon's bad but I never pretended that they were good.

 

What are you, five?

 

* And here I thought Toriel was good at that.
* I guess I have a lot more to learn!

 

A nonsensical dreamspace.

 

Welcome to hell, welcome to hell, et cetera, et cetera.

 

Mercy. Yeah, I've seen her. The angel medic, yeah?

Go, my young padawan, and learn all the secrets of being an asshole!

 

No, but I'm petty and Morrison's an ass. I was also experimented on against my will.

 

... Does time here get my pay cut?

 

'Angel'? HA! That's her Valkyrie suit. She's too smart for her own good.

 

That sucks a lot and I'm really sorry for you, because no one deserves that.

Especially not five year olds.

 

I thought the human concept of hell had more fire...?