shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

No. And I have no compunctions about punching you too, in case you're thinking of it.

 

You can do your job without eating people until they're already dead!

 

Of course! And I´m sorry, I didn't mean to say you should convert. I was suggesting asking for a single favor but if there´s no one to ask... Mi.

Mi, I was reffering that your attitude! Yes that one! -gives Unicron a stern look-

 

Magic is simply a word for technology or science that is not understood yet. I could call the staff that 'Mercy' uses magic, but I know that it is technology. Gods can be cut down to men.

¡¡¡( •̀ ᴗ •́ )و!!!

 

(๑´╹‸╹`๑)

 

Uncle.

[Onyx snorts, glad her mask hides her smile.]

 

That's the problem, isn't it? It starts as a single favor and end with you burning to death in a chantry to Andraste's name.

Fine. You're terribly right and I am a credulous fool for believe in things like gods and spirits and demon possession. I shall correct my fool head immediatly, and then go and tell all the templars that it's merely science they don't understand and they ought to stop trying to kill me, thank you. Why, you've solved all of the problems mages have ever had! What a wonderful thing it is that I've met you.

 

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Can't wait to get my little fingers on all that God Program processing power. I'll eat you real good, novio~

I did not say that it never happened, I simply said the word Magic is equivalent to my technology. If there are people trying to kill you then kill them, duh. It's what I've always done, that or gathered information that made them wish they were dead-- Hm, if you show me some of your 'magic' I may offer to help you.

 

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If you want to try I guess you can? I don't think you'll get very far though.

 

You know, I used to think that too, until -
*he gestures at Primus, Unicron, and Hippolyta*

 

Ah yes. Killing people always ends up with fewer dead, doesn't it? It's incredible how the corpses just vanish as long as you've got the right justification. Or Dorian. Though with Dorian it's because the corpses walked away and we all love him dearly for it.

[Rather than asking what form her 'help' would take, he casts an Ice Mine at the ground, pulls the fabric of the spr around himself and summons a nug into it, then lets the magic take it's course and freeze the nug. Which he then explodes.]

 

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Atta. I like organics and brain-fingering as much as the next girl, but don't just let random strangers at your processor! Good protection or not.

 

what did that thing ever do to you

 

Nugs taste disgusting and giant one trampled me once. I don't care for them, honestly.

 

Ah 'snot like she'd get anywhere? especially in here. And it might make her less fighty?

 

(♥ω♥ ) ~♪

 

Mi! I wish I could help. -attempts to pat his shoulder-

 

Uuuuuugh. Bad dreams.

-She shivers and rubs her arms.-

 

Awww~ But it will feel good.

They still have motivations and emotions, yes? Not gods.

...

*Starts clapping and giggling* That was a-MEI-zing! *Starts laughing harder at her own joke before pressing her fingers to her own mouth. Spinning she waves a hand and a multitude of holo-screens appear behind her playing a video of an audience applauding. She then joins in on the applause while smirking.*