shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-peers at her, then leans over and whispers to @Life Support of Iacon-
Is this an interface thing?

 

...Right. [He waves a hand and banishes the mess from the spr, shaking his head.]

I don't know why I even bother, half the time. I suppose it's because of the often intelligent conversation I have that I continuing trying with the clearly farcical ones. Shems.

 

am i a clearly farcical one

 

Anything you'd care to share, sweetspark?

[He draped himself across the floor next to Lacuna, drinks in hand.]

 

No, you're a satirical one. I like to think that you're clever enough to be above mere slapstick, serah.

 

That may be your definition, but it's not the definition of my religion.

It... might be? I'm not sure. I know some people can enjoy it in the proper context, but I didn't realize humans could be included in that.

 

(・・。)ゞ
I don't get this human.

 

I like you, let's be friends. *With a wave of her hand she banishes the screens then offers the same hand to shake* My name is Sombra, I am the best hacker in my world. We could do good things as friends, do you have anything other than ice? I know of a little scientist who likes ice.

What's a shem? Is it like galleta?

I suppose that's fair. Religion has done nothing for me, so I find it hard to even think about.

What.

Is it so wrong that I simply want to finger your brain and see how it works? *Wiggles her fingers, hacking tendrils whipping out for a second before disappearing*

 

Well, it seems the other organics also find her confusing. You might try flirting back, if you were so inclined, to see?

 

Some members of my species can enjoy hacking as a practice in an intimate relationship, rather than as an aggressive tactic - rather like parts of human BDSM, I believe. Not everyone, of course, but your attitude towards the topic suggests flirting, so I wondered if you were so inclined.

 

Maybe? Though mostly because I think your head would explode and that would make a lot of people very angry with me.

...Oh, I think she's more interested in my brain than me. Shame.

 

-A mi stares at Sombras tendrils, then throws out little tendrils of it´s own, reaching for her- Mi?

 

[He gives her hand a long look, then shakes it. He still looks grumpy.]

Ice is the basics. There are quite a few mages who are far better at it, as I've only learned enough for basic mines, as I have with lightning and fire. I specialize primarily in matter of the spirit and direct manipulation of the Fade, but that is often less spectacular on a small scale.

A shem is a nasty work for "human". It was unworthy of me to use it. I don't know what a galleta or a hacker is.

 

-She takes a drink, leaning against him.-

Just, ah- someone back home.

 

I think galettes are a type of pancake?

 

Say no more, my one and only. I shall not pry.

[He makes a gallant gesture, summoning a small bowl of rust sticks and energon goo candies.]

 

Hacking is indeed most of my life, I can hack anyone and anything. I enjoy it, it feels good, and it feeds my need for more information. So, I suppose? I did have an omnic lover when I first came of age...

Even if I just look? Aw...

Interesting. A hacker is someone who can break into information that they should not be able to break into. A galleta is a slur for a white individual~

*Squats* Is this a cat?
Ven aquí pequeño gatito~

 

-rubs his nose- I dunno about just looking, but I still don't think you'd be able to make much of what you saw...

 

Why would the skin color of a-- no, wait. I've been to Orlais. I know the answer to that. I still don't understand what a hacker is, given your conversation with the transformers. It sounds less like lockpicking and more like using blood magic to break into someone's head.

 

Mi, I am a mi! Can you mi people too? -tendrils wiggle- Go inside and do stuff?