shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

For a very generous definition, yes.

 

Aw shut up. We're working on that. You just don't want to admit you could ever not be a massive spike!

Brother, lover, twin, cosmic opposite, half of one whole, gets a bit complicated when you're a God.

-indicates the medic- He's my boyfriend.

 

Yes.

 

Unicron fits the Earth stereotype of a jealous boyfriend much better, though.

 

Sometimes you need to lie to yourself.

 

...A bit maybe, yeah. >>

 

We are two halves of a whole, yes.

-glares at Life Support-

Yes, indeed, you are right, brother, I am, after all, evil incarnate to your blinding virtue.

It's not complicated at all, Prim. It's easy, we belong together.

-glares harder at Life Support-

I am not jealous.

 

In the beginning there was the Void, and in that Void there was only One. And The One looked around Themself and was lonely; so of Their own essence They made Another. And this sundering did take Light and Order and Life from The One, leaving to Them Darkness and Chaos and Destruction; but while the new brothers were no longer alone, they could no more deny their natures than deny the universe itself. And they did battle for aeons, two in the Void, drawn unendingly into each other even as each raced to undo the work of His brother.

[Six eyes blink out-of-sync.] There is more to the story, of course, but your species do not live long enough to hear its entirety.

 

Spoiler: rude gif

You know that's not true.

That's true, I guess.

And that's the fancy version, or one of them anyway, thank you Onxai for that...

 

Oh yes. That will absolutely convince me of the veracity of your statements.

 

It is easy for you to accept what you are, allow me the same peace.

Spare me, please, I have no patience for this argument.

 

You have no patience for anything, do you?

 

Patience is a virtue and virtues are not my domaine.

 

I want nothing for you but peace, Uni. But it's not me stopping you from finding it, as hard as you find that to believe.

 

...uncle. He is and always will be yours; he will return in the end of all, no matter who he pursues for now.

One of us has to be the dramatic one in this generation, and none of my siblings have picked up the slack.

 

You always did have a way with words, kiddo~

 

so is divine robo incest a normal thing for you people?

 

I dunno, sis, I think Solus-

Eh.

 

-He smiles, bitterly-
Oh but war, and chaos and discord do not rule themselves, brother. Would you rather leave them running rampant without someone to focus them?

-sulking giant robot god is sulking and ignores his niece being logical about this.-

 

Ya ever heard of greek gods? I think the divine part and the incesty part kinda go together, robots or not.