shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

You know, I did not think you blind, Uncle, and I know you aren't a fool.

...you're acting much more ordered than Atta ever does.

 

-he reaches out to touch her shoulder- I do not believe you can be nothing but a soldier. I do not believe that at all.

-looks up at him- ...Please, Uni. I want it to be like- how it was at first.

 

...
Quiet.
[Will he completely ignore this uncomfortable reality that he is failing incredibly hard at his only job? You sure as hell bet your ass he will.]

But it cannot be that way anymore, you made it that way.

 

[all robots are cuddled. There is no escape]

 

[QUIET INTERNAL SCREAMING WHY THIS NO STOP DOING AFFECTION AT HIM HE IS EVIL AND BAD]

 

[Unicron is given a chewtoy and patted on the helm]

 

[She pulls her wings close against her sides, but doesn't attempt to avoid the touch.] ...then why did you cast us aside when the fighting was done?

[She squawks and scrambles to wrap herself around the nearest bit of Primus. What is this, what just touched her, the horse is spooked.]

 

Or what, Uncle?

 

*this is new, but okay. cuddles are fine. even from the universe, his life is weird. he relaxes into it*

 

Fine! Then I want- to make amends.

...Because I was an idiot, and I had no idea what I was doing. I will not repeat it.

 

-Alchemist is squished into Unicron-

 

Hush, it´s ok. [Onyx is patted]

 

[Alarmed vibrating]

I SAID QUIET, ALCHEMIST PRIME. THE UNMAKER DOES NOT HUMOR MORTALS.

 

... I do not know if you can.

[wordless mechanical screeching]

 

YOU STOP THAT! [more dragon squawking]

 

-Alchemist curls up into a panic ball.-

 

Then I want to try.

-he regards the rest of the sheningans with bemused amazement- Can everyone settle down? I don't think anyone means any harm...

 

[He has no idea what to do. that's wrong he's supposed to be fightier than that. He attempts to gently shove at Alchemist's shoulder.]

[helplessly looks at Primus.]

 

-huffs and gets up to pull @Alchemist Prime away from Unicron- C'mon, Kemst, come and sit with me. Your uncle's a bit upset.

 

-No response.-