shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Jame watches the scene with a curled lip. "I'm really not sure what I think about this."

 

-tori walks into the room to see...two of his sister. he turns from this sight. annoyed. horrified. only to see the norms. kissing. two norms. two james. there are multiple toris as well. his face turns red and he draws in a sharp breath. his face contorts in a silly fashion as he holds in a shout. the james goading him and the other tori on...taking off that mask...the james laugh cruelly and kiss. oh god-

 

im a little bitter right now because of course its only pathetic when *i* do it, right?

 

Neither do I, unfortunately. We've the same blindspots it seems.

-notices the other tori not in a dress. he has a beard. it's...weird. but nice. and he has...such a strange look on his face. hmmmmm. HMMMMM-

 

*Dogmeat runs to comfort Tori in his time of need*

 

-pets the doggy but is now staring at his sisters. oh. oh noooo. OH NOOOO. OH GOD NO. THE JAMES ARE NAKED IN HIS HEAD NOW FUCK-

 

"What on earth are you staring at, Tori? Did I grow a second head?"

 

-lets out an odd little squeak and turns a bit. shuffling his hands. nope. nothing to see here-

Unfortunately a bit close to the mark.

 

You didn't tell me yours has a beard. It's...different.

 

Lovely! They remind me of Onyx. What does it do? Is it just a physical ability augmentation?

 

"Blame Timmon. He mistook Tori for me and was rather ... amorous, I hear." She grins. "Clearly an arrogant young Ardeth isn't Tori's idea of a good time. Or at least being mistaken for me isn't."

 

-laughs heartily-

Really now?

 

"Armor, gliding flight, a power source for the staff, and a system that interfaces with my mind so I can control it. The halo projects a field to give my face some protection when I fly. And it carries the equipment to fuel resurrection of people who recently died nearby. Not all at once of course."

 

-frowns-

No. It's not.

-looks at the other jame. this one wears a hideously tacky coat. and somehow manages to look more masculine than even his jame-

...hello to you as well.

 

"It was the funniest thing. So of course I tease him about it."

 

You are the one staring and snapping at us. Hello though, brother. Interesting to have you as simply a brother and not also a "sister".

 

...that's quite amazing. When our sparks go out, there is nothing that can be done.

-He shrinks himself down to be as tall as she is.-

Are you a soldier, then?

 

I do similar things with mine. Though more with Caldane's infatuation with him. He complains that my sister is "mannish", but he lusts after him all the same.

 

-is filled with horror at that thought. caldane and him. oh...AHHHH.-

 

"I know you do, Miss Falcon," she says and bites Fareeha's neck briefly.