shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I die a lot. It's my curse. Also part of the job.

 

Sure, why the hell not. And that means you stop stepping on other people too.

Though I guess this means that you have to figure out the interdimensional issue, because I sure can't.

It's jokes, my dude.

*Buys several, for optimal roasting.*

 

[nods sympathetically]

 

I don't see how that makes it better than "winkyface."

 

Glub glub ;)

You deaf, buoy? Cause that ain't wwhat I proposed.

 

Careful with those. I've seen a bad banana skin gag kill a whole unit.

*Offers fist for bump of solidarity*

... It's not. It just happens more often ever since she found out it annoys me. She sounds like one of those pokemon things that are still somehow popular.

 

@Reaper, I would like to offer you a job at Pixies Inc.

 

>8(

 

You wanted me to tell all your rivals to hug it out. Fine. But that means you gotta do something for me in return, i.e., you stop stepping on other people.

And if you want me there to be your sacrificial lamb or whatever, that means you find a way to get me there. But if you want to play the business shark, that means being smart enough to know how to broker a deal in the first place, which you uh, aren't.

I'm a jokester on the loose. A rogue jokester. My jokes simply cannot be contained by the law.

 

*The clown flips off Reaper while honking furiously*

 

@Reaper you're the edgiest mothaglubba I evver did sea, and I dated a horror-movvie-addicted hypergoth for half a swweep.

Boooooooooooo! :P

 

[* You return the fistbump, of course.]

 

No

A danger worse than Junkrat

Rude. You'd be like me if you also had to constantly focus on keeping a solid form, lest your body disperse into a flesh hungry cloud of nanomachines.

But.
Whatever.

 

;)
eel em ay ooooohhhh

Damn, and here I thought you wwere playin' along wwith my jokes.

Your alien idealism holds no interest for me wwith regard to my political pursuits. Thanks, but no.

 

; )

 

EXCUSE ME, SIR-OR-MA'AM-OR-GENDER-NEUTRAL-RESPECTFUL-TITLE, BUT I THINK YOU WILL FIND THIS IS FALSE! THE FUN POLICE AIM SOLELY TO KEEP THE LEVELS OF JOKING AND FUN TO SAFE LEVELS! PLEASE CONTAIN YOURSELF OR WE WILL BE REQUIRED TO INTERVENE FOR UNIVERSAL INTEGRITY!

 

No, Norm, that is usually a very young or inexperienced man thing, and it is the result of being so unused to being touched like that, and so excited by the very idea of it, that you're already more than halfway there before you even get started.

*is amused*

I think you're thinking of the one where it doesn't work at all, or at least not reliably. That is more common among older people, but it's caused by poor circulation, not outliving other people.

 

I'm a jokes criminal, joking all the way to the bank, where I will hold up the joke tellers with a water gun. For the jokes.

 

*The clown screams and attempts to flee*

 

*laughs sheepishly* Oops! Looks like I messed it up! Real bad!

Sorry, Pap.