shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

[he stares at the crystals, unsure what to do. What the hell is that even]

 

...yes. [Definitely. Absolutely. What other answer would she give a large stranger with questionable intentions?]

Everyone's broken. If she were the outlier it would be significantly more obvious, I think.

 

[She side-eyes the crystals from behind her visor. It... doesn't look like Scanner knows what to do with them. Huh. Score?]

...acceptable payment for crystals?

 

That's kinda different from what I'm told it's always ohhhh scanner, please stop being dysfunctional at all of us, ooooo please stop inciting revenge cycles for your petty amusement, weh weh weh i hate that you know all my secrets and don't have the manners to keep quiet about it. Kinda implies i'm the only one who's supposed to be broken

 

What do you mean by that?

 

It´s fuel! You can eat it tiny!

Good. Tinies need to eat. [makes Congessi crystals]

 

i aint broken!

 

Fragging bite me!

 

[Orlandeau returns looking incredibly smug and pleased with himself, holding the hand of an incredibly embarrassed and shaky-looking Juice.

Juice themselves is without their beanie and wearing an entirely different and much more oversized sweater before, to the point where their neck—with all the new marks that are now on it—is entirely visible.

They cover the upper part of their face with a baggy sleeve ]

Your "girlfriend" certainly isn't paying a whole lot attention to you. Furthermore, I somewhat doubt you'd be able to do to her what I did to Juice. [He teasingly prods an exposed part of their cheek, and is met with further blushing.]

 

she pays attention to me vwhen i ask for it!!

 

That's not what fuel looks like.

 

I do.

 

HA, SEE??

 

...differing sample populations, maybe. Do not agree with those who have said such things. If someone isn't capable of hiding their secrets well enough, they have no room to complain if those secrets are discovered; if a secret is discovered by one not involved, of course it becomes ammunition. Why would that be held against Scanner in specific?

...hyperbole. "Significant percentage of transformer population is traumatized and/or mentally unstable" more accurate.

[Her crystals now. But she'll still buy Scanner's if he's selling.]

[Despite not having eyebrows, or a currently-visible face, she gives off the impression of raising her eyebrows.] Is that a serious request? A single bite for all the crystals?

 

Oh. Because of war stuff?

 

I see that you've finally managed to grab your attention, although you've still done fuck all to prove what you said earlier.

 

Partially. Not all planets involved in war, have different difficulties, stimuli.

 

Life is hard.

-She nods.-

 

Wow i did not know there was a place out there filled withmultiple people as antisocial and glitchbrained as I am, remind me to never ever go there.

I said bite me!

 

It is! [How does a universe look offended? We don´t know but it does] It´s the molecule mix and pattern that you tinies drink!