shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

(picks up a treat with tiny rat hands)

!!

Spoiler: rat image

stuffs treat in mouth, followed by a few more treats, scurries away to hide New And Good Food

another rat has bitten the edge of the cube and is trying to drag it away. All Food is belongs to Rat now?)

 

Sure it is. And I am orange.

 

I mean, I've been punched in the neck by boyfriends before too but it's not usually the metric I use to judge 'em by.

 

Sure, I'm her girlfriend.

 

... I don't think that's what he was doing.

 

Currently solid-state. Solids cannot be drunk.

The ship we're on right now, for one.

Accepted! [She retracts her mask as she approaches Scanner.] Any location preferred?

 

[He grins.]

Didn't say they were using fists. Been punched in the neck with fists too, but that's, uh, part of the package.

 

*He looks somewhat hurt.*

 

I wouldn't call it punching without fists.

 

Garbage. most of them are at least somewhat good at pretending to be functional.

do i have to spell it out? B I T E M E.
[someone has selective listening comprehension and doesn't pay attention]

 

'Bite me' is an idiom meaning 'leave me alone'.

 

Right, nonessential it is. [She goes to bite his side, hopefully in the armor and not anything important.]

 

You've never been punched in the mouth with someone else's mouth? You're, uh, missin' out.

 

[Scanner freezes immediately, light pooling at the corners of his optics briefly. His voice s very soft and distant.]
What the frag.

 

*Blink* Uh. YKINMKATO, buddy.

Well, color me surprised. But actually, I was referring more to this part:

 

Oh, that. That matters?

 

I don't think she understands your idioms very well.

 

Yeah, I have but... I prefer referring to it as kissing to referring to it as punching.

 

tongue punching!