shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

i mean, i vwouldnt be vwhere i am tonight if i bothered to look out for the little guy.

 

im not depressed.

 

Glad to hear it guys. Sounds like you two have a lot in common.

 

no vwe dont.

 

What's your name?

 

[note: the numbers translate automatically. Four irris is just over a million. One Eshk is 144, making two eshk 288]
Ah, oh dear. I forgot. Kiliskalea was the cultural centre of the Spineridge continent until two eshk years ago, when its two patron gods -- Daberach and Vereyann -- had a bitchfight. Aventura is another god, goddess of war and strife. Caitriona is the Angel of Magic, and the Carcelans were a species. Don't know much more about them, there's like five of them left alive and they all hate each other. Caitriona being one of them. Does that clear that up?

(That should not have been a mistake Deirdre would make. And yet she did. Shame on her. How can she salvage this? For now she's squinting.)
That doesn't sound right. You're part of a cycle. Not breaking it. Like digesting is part of life? Does that even work with your species? Probably not. Processing?

(Deirdre is currently quite thoroughly distracted by Unicron, who still does not make sense for her)

 

my title is dualscar. formerly orphaner dualscar.

 

wow! those two are totes depressed! also stupid, you're supposed to care for other people.

 

Not... really. Um. Sorry, I know I'm not really being helpful here. So, uh, Daberach, Vereyann, and Aventura are gods, Caitriona is an angel which isn't a god but a Carcelan and... Kiliskalea is a city. Right? Is that right?

Not gonna give me a name, huh?

 

[he looks deeply uncomfortable]
Absorbing. Taking from creation untl creation takes from me. Everythign that is Made must be Unmade. It is the cycle.

 

Not a nightmare!

 

Are you well, Uncle?

 

Field...moon? Is that your work for a wake/recharge cycle?

 

The last time I have been well was well before your forging, Nephew.

 

...need a drink?

 

I do not indulge in mortal nonsense like drink, Nephew.

 

im also supposed to be a good little girl vwho nevwer questions fartlord saturn of shit citadel/starts a civwil vwar, but fuck that!

 

You might like it!

-He holds up a giant cup of shining light.-

 

1. im not fucking depressed.
2. no, youre not. youre really not.

come back after ivwe dated you for at least a svweep.

 

I have sipped stars, Nephew, I am not easily impressed.