shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I am so sorry. What was it like?

 

I feel like that was an active choice several other people made and not an active choice the incarnation of the universe itself made. At least, it better have been.

...still, it's reasonable you're pissed, yeah?

 

*sighs* Real, real bad.

Yeah. Probably.

And being pissed definitely feels reasonable, right now.

 

These were squishy organics that owned you, right? So they're all dead by now? And that means you win!

 

...
oh!

 

Yeah. Sorta. Most of them.

*sighs* Yep.

 

Well, no one can hurt you now. Just try to forget.

 

Hmmm...

Looks like someone is itching for some murder.

 

Yes.

 

Spoiler: Into the Wand spoilers

It's been so long since I've been in the Grandma Room, I forgot mom is kind of a... badass.

 

*The IRREDEEMABLE TRASH BIN is back. They shove themself as far into it as they can manage.*

 

I know you're trying to be comforting, but... it's not working.

... well, yeah, I was, before. But now, well... I dunno.

Oh, okay.

*tries to pull them out*

 

Grandmoms are always badass. They'll bake you cookies and tell you stories at the same time.

 

*Nuh-uh. They are lodged in there good.*
(go 4vw4y!!!!!!)

 

*goes away*

 

That's my mom, not my grandma.

...although, I do wonder why everyone on mom's side of the family is so fussy and proper, given some of the grandmas I've got.

 

*There is a quiet huff from the trash can. They're a little bit disappointed that they weren't fought with just a little more.*

 

*don't blame him*

*he thought they were asserting a boundary*

 

Sorry, when you said grandma, I thought of grandmas. :3

What is your dad's side of the family like?

 

^ Like this.