shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

[juice starts petting the mis gently]

 

*Grumble. Why aren't the Mis paying attention to him.*

 

thanks, giant robot, that's real reassuring. are you my tech-based insecurity, or something?

 

i'm dead. Or undead. Does being undead count as being dead?

 

[Sadly, Dom can't answer anything right now. It would scare the mis.]

 

¿Así que esta conversación es realmente una cara entonces?

 

@Dom Irossi
*trots over curiously and starts sniffing the new face*

 

im dead!

 

[Dom frees a hand from the mass of mis and pets @Dogmeat.]
*whispers* This is the best day of my life

 

Hancock, aren't you dead? I mean look at you.

 

and honestly, dying vwas the 8EST thing thats evwer happened to me! i havwe a girlfriend, all my shitty friends are gone forevwer, shits pretty svweet.

 

No I'm not. Just because I'm a ghoul doesn't mean I'm dead. I still got a few functioning body parts. *winks*

 

It does seem like this liminal space attracts those whose relation to being alive is questionable.

 

-such purrings-

-a mi investigates if there are pettins to be had?-

 

well, unless i forgot something pretty important, i'm not. and i doubt that. smart money's on me bleeding out in an abandoned warehouse somewhere, not dying peacefully in my sleep.

 

*Pettings,are to be had. He's clearly used to larger animals, though.*

 

i mean, i feel dead, but that's probably the fault of whatever this is (she shakes the bottle). i'm lucky my eyes are already shot or it'd make me go blind again.

 

If you could go blind from it, it could harm other things. Buy better booze!

 

hey, what damage i do to my organs is my business. plus, it's nostalgic. and cheap. cheap is the deciding factor here.

 

Nah I'm your latent lust for all things mechanoid in origin was my beautiful figure not enough hint? I'm hurt. Terribly hurt.

...slag I sound like Burlesque save me. He's so pretty. And so infectious. And such an aft.

What if I told you... that you could imagine up whatever booze you wanted here? :O