shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-giggles-

I'm sorry! -to @Dom Irossi- Sorry to you too! -loops his arms round Uni's neck and says brightly- Wanna go harrass me instead?

 

Mpf. I will indulge you just this once.
[He drags Primus over to one of the fades to black, already beginning to mouth at his neck cables again.]

 

*sighs* I'm not sure how I feel about my instincts being right here.

 

means you watch too much incest porn for your own good? dont worry, weve all been there.

 

*groans* No, not about that. About Itch and her ex.

 

... Thaaaaaat. Is definitely something. That just happened. [He blinks.]

 

vwhat ex.

 

I'm pretty sure you didn't get yourself memory gunned just now, so... don't lie, you know exactly what ex I mean.

 

I have a name.

 

Oh, we've all had a bad breakup.
[He sighs.]
I'll never forget that tree.

 

right! uhh, vwhatsyourface. did vwe date?

 

... yeah, but... what is it?

Aren't you, like, nine? And that tree? That tree?

 

*looks awkwardly at @Norm the Genie*

 

I'm over 8000! Technically. Spent most of that time as a cloud of atoms floating in space. I just stopped aging at, like, 11.
And yeah, that tree. I loved it, okay?

 

who didnt have shitty breakups when they were nine?

 

... how did that come about? The tree thing?

 

clonecest isnt incest. dont group me in with the robot deviants.

 

... uh, most people?

You do love to make everything about you.

 

clearly we have very different senses of 'most people'.

but you keep giving me attention for it so i dont see a reason to stop.

 

Iiiiiit's hard to explain. But said tree was sentient and could affect the emotions of people around it. And then a bunch of people showed up and stuck me in an asylum.
[He sighs again.]