shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

... well, okay, I guess that's a fair point.

 

Was the tree thing connected to the asylum thing?

 

-the mi nibbles, untill the popcorn gets stuck on it´s whiskers! How dare!- Mii! -shakes head wildly, bats at popcorn-

 

thats because im always right, remember that.

 

... Yyyyyyyyeeeessss?

 

Okay, now, that's bullshit.

Well, okay, I believe the tree exists and is sentient, don't worry about that, but I can see why people might be skeptical about it.

 

nope, its true. ask me anything.

 

What's 98783861729877 multiplied by 73838474783838?

 

Oh, no, that was pretty much established. A bunch of people even worshipped it as a gift of the Lady. That's the eldest Oracle, who created nature. And the [he jazz-hands] eeeeeeeeviiiiiiiil cultists I mentioned earlier destroyed it a few times but it got better. Basically, it feeds on positive feelings and gives its surroundings a bunch of advantages like no hunger or monsters.

 

So, what was the issue, then?

 

Seems like being in love with a tree isn't exactly considered "normal" anyway.
Oh well, it was more like. I dunno. Infatuation? I moved on.

 

Oh yeah, right. Some people have a problem with interspecies romance. I forgot.

 

its updog.

 

Wrong!

 

What's updog?

 

*facepalms* Kid, no. Don't. It's a trap.

 

my dick, thanks for asking.

 

*groans* I don't think anyone here wanted to know that.

 

... I don't get-- Ah. "Up." But why "dog"?

 

"Dog" is something that people sometimes call their friends. Though it's spelt D-A-W-G instead of the usual spelling.