shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

i JUST said i vwas dead, idiot!!

 

Gross.

 

*He meanders on over to @The Marquise with a horrible oily grin.*

whatzz up, girl.

 

* nice

 

* It would certainly make being stuck like this a lot less boring.
* I'm sure that would have been a VERY interesting timeline, for a while, at least.

 

i'm castor. (she shakes the offered hand. her handshake is disproportionately trustworthy.)

i'm also known as "having regrets."

 

*Despite no longer being a trollian seadweller, he makes a face.*

 

Uh huuuuuuuuh. You keep doing that. I'll 8e........over here.

-steps away from itch. far away-

I know right? You'd think they'd have learn to keep their trap shut 8ut I guess we have to 8e a 8it forceful now and then. Shame that.

What is up is that you need to 8ack off. Quick like. It'll 8e 8etter for you.

-mindfang is five feet tall. on the dot. her heels add a bit of height but not much. she bristles though. fiercely. with the fearsomeness that you learn on the high seas-

Oh? Someone here with a sense of humor? Wonderful!

 

*He's a solid five inches taller and his grin widens.*

hey, hey, cmon, dont be like that. we havent even gotten to know each other. the namezz cronuzz.

 

No, I mean you're a gross piece of shit.

 

HEY! you promised me a sexy story!! GET 8ACK HERE.

 

-Nimona turns into a cat, hops up on a high place, and curls up to sleep.-

 

"You don't have to believe in me. It's fine. Tell me what you think my story is, then?"

"Same horns."

"You think I'm a troll?"

 

D --> Refrain at once from commenting on the grotesque number of Amporas found within this space, so that more of the reprehensible creatures do not come into being

 

YOU L1T3R4LLY JUST COMM3NT3D ON 1T!!!!!!!!!!

 

D --> Fiddlesti%

 

Think what you wish, child. Disgust is just another form of pu8licity.

Then this convers8ion is most certainly over. I've enough "Cronus" in my life to deal with.

What else would you 8e? You're an attractive mutant though, I must admit. It's strange. The pale skin. The lack of horns. Those strange silver eyes........

 

Not just same horns. Literally the same person. Also not.

-shrugs-

 

...huh...i thought that adult trolls were supposed to be really tall...you're not even half a foot taller than me...even with heels.

 

youre going to have too much cronuzz to deal with in zzomething other than your life in a little while.