shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

is this bullshit punishment for my sins

 

I CANT HEAR ANYTHING!

 

No. It's punishment for hers. *gestures to @Itch*

I CAN'T HEAR YOU NOT HEARING ANYTHING!

 

VWHAT??

 

WHAT?! WHAT?!

 

If it is, then it's disappointing. I've had even worse arguments.

 

MEH. you get boring really fast. no vwonder your boyfriends are nevwer around, theyre out doing INTERESTING things and people.

 

[Congessi's visor has gone a particular shade of blue. Ironically, she can't even figure out words to explain how wrong Itch's claims are. Congrats, Itch, you broke the linguist without even directly talking to her.]

 

... well, I think Dali still likes me, at least.

 

dont see no dali, pal!

 

Do you think I have magic significant other summoning powers?

 

do you not?

 

... well. Technically I do. But I want my lovers to come to me freely, when they wanna, in their own time. Sure, maybe, I could summon them over here but I don't think that'd do anyone any good. And it wouldn't prove Itch wrong.

 

I mean even us non-magic people here can summon like... fake dream people? And I guess someone with enough control could try putting a personality in? But like-- [Venture waves to a newly-manifested figure that looks something like Whisperwind, but the filigree patterns are smudgy and indistinct and his face is missing--] that isn't Curls even if I take the time and processing power to get all the physical details right.

 

youre a fucking floaty vwizard or something, right?

 

*sighs* Yeah. Even with my powers, I can't have everyone I love with me whenever I want.

Genie.

 

floaty vwizard!

 

Genie. G-E-N-I-E.

 

am i stuck in a time loop.

 

Nope. Itch just won't stop being wrong.