shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Was that the one who tried to turn me inside out? That hurt!

 

Well yeah but triangle dude's a chaos... demon? Entity? Whatever the frag and we don't know how or if his shenanigans hit and played with our universe isn't it possible Ol' One-Eye took advantage of what he thought was a natural occurrence to get slag started? Details around the actual event are still either classified up the tailpipe or totally unreliable so unless you've got proof you wanna share with the class I dunno if we can really say for sure one way or the other...

I live to serve cap ;D

 

One one side, hey awesome, new places are cool, on the other hand, knowing what you're at is nice, too. Half of each sweep on the boat down the coastline, other half intermittently out for a few nights with my dog pack and sled hunting or delivering stuff to the trolls who lived ways out, heh. But whatever floats your boat.

 

Just saying.

 

Yeah to each his own! [He shrugs.] Staying on the same planet for more than a decade or two sounds like my personal smelting pit but hey! Haven't had to do that in aaaaages.

See this squishy gets it

 

"Yeah. So has B1ll. He wants to see lather."

 

Yes.

I will honor classification for now, though I will say that word around Headquarters was that the whole thing was millenia in the making and Shockwave does not plan in ways that hinge on extradimensional coincidences.

[She laughs and salutes.]

Yes, yes, very well put, organic.

Just because of superficial similarities we should not assume correlation. That's bad science ettiquette.

 

i knowv howv to fake lather!

 

I go fast and look pretty cap why do you assume I know science etiquette?

 

I have two names for you.
Refractor.
Starscream.
Not to say that those three all always have to be true, but it's definitely not unheard of for jets to be beautiful and brilliant.

 

Fact remains I am dumb as a bucket of bolts :P

 

You're selling yourself short, dear, you're quite clever.
[she manages to make this sound like the dirtiest thing anyone has ever said.]

 

Awwwww you think so? [Venture materializes a vaguely berth-sized block to sprawl across and kicks one leg up, chin propped on the back of his hand.] That's real sweet of you to say! ;)

 

[Nichrome is laughing helplessly]
Aw, I try, but I have some pretty tight competition for sweetness awards around here.

 

Get a room for pits sake you two!

 

This little is enough to scandalize you? How did you ever manage to set pede inside the barracks without your head imploding?

 

Oh I don't know about that you sure taste sweet as sodium... ;)

[Venture makes a room with clear walls around himself and Nichrome, then sticks his tongue out at Libby.]

 

I am irritated, not scandalized. And I usually only saw barracks while trailing officers around being their good little secretary. It tends to make people keep their panels closed unless they have a thing for that particular officer.

 

-wordlessly rolls his eyes-

 

You're entirely too charming, what do you want? [her tone is joking]

So you were always a buzzkill, got it.