shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

vwhy the fuck vwould it rise up out of a slit in your tail?

 

... 'cause that's how genies work...

 

DO I LOOK LIKE I FUCK GENIES, 8UDDY?

 

No. And us genies are all very thankful for that.

 

and us trolls are vwery thankful that only the REJECT has to be anyvwhere near your creepy genie dick!

 

No really, you're pretty bad at flirting.

 

*growls* Don't you fucking dare!

*GONGs up some water in some sort of container*

*throws it at @Itch*

 

...it's really not polite...to ask intrusive questions like that about people's genitalia...

 

im great at--

*SCREECH.*

 

*sadistic grin*

*sunshine has been avenged*

 

*Wince.*

 

*sadistic grin gets even grinnier*

 

(the rat... is groom

Thoroughly neatened up, the rat skritches behind its own ear with a back foot, yaaawns, and curls up in a likely-looking corner of the mi fort)

 

Jeez, the bag of fleas is just as much a bag of scum. I hope the genie soaks you to the bone.

 

vwhat?

 

*sighs* She sure is.

*laughs* And I think I succeeded at that.

Two Cronii in one shot!

 

oh, cmon, i didnt say nothing about your boyfriend!

 

You're Itch but older, so you probably would've if you got the chance to.

 

you ovwerestimate howv much i care about getting into pissing matches vwith aliens.

 

Itch underestimated what I'd do if one went too far.