shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-a fox walks into the room. it is carrying a small furry thing in its mouth. the fox sits down with its goody, guarding it-

 

*Interest.*

 

-eyes the demon suspiciously. Does the devil want the fox's goody?-

 

A... gobblebeast or... a cluckbeast, I reckon you trolls'd call it. One of those feathered creatures, you know...

People eat it on Thanksgiving. And that's today, apparently.

 

i dont knowv vwhat thanksgivwing is.

 

... That's a chicken.

 

It's a holiday about giving thanks. And colonialism.

 

and vwhat does that havwe to do vwith gobblebeasts and slash or cluckbeasts.

 

They eat them.

Okay, so how would you describe a turkey to a troll?

 

im not seeing the connection here.

 

... Okay, I don't know what a turkey is, then. I assume it's kinda chicken-like?

 

I think some Squanto guy served the pilgrims turkey three hundred years ago, and they decided to make it a holiday. And then to be colonialist, racist assholes to Squanto's people. Which, honestly, was not very thankful of them.

Yeah, it is.

What were you thinking of when the edgy guy brought up turkeys? The country?

 

-the fox innocently gnaws on its goody. Suddenly a gobble is heard and there it is. A phantom turkey. The fox clearly has nothing to do with this. It is just a fox.-

 

*points at the turkey*

That! That's a turkey!

 

I don't know that country either.

 

Ah! Yeah. Kinda looks like a big chicken.

 

So, what are turkeys in your dimension, then?

 

-the phantom turkey gobbles like an idiot and assaults dualscar who is clearly another sexy turkey-

 

*The turkey is strangled very quickly.*

 

-the fox scarfs down the rest of its goody abd curls up to watch the turkey it clearly didnt make-