shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-the turkey poofs into a puff of smoke. Fox takes a note. This devil is dangeroud-

 

I... Don't think we have those.

 

-pounces head first at the genie's tail-

 

Oh. Huh. I guess they went extinct, then.

 

i dont like thanksgivwing.

 

*tail is pounced on*

Ow!

 

-geckers at the tail and chomps on it-

 

*intense pain*

*screeches*

 

HA!

 

-fox notes this and walks off. Genie is anpushover. New devil seems to be a stupid sadist.-

 

*breathes a sigh of relief*

*is unaware of itch's glee*

*the pain was just too distracting for him to notice it*

 

-fox curls up again. Watches the crowd for a bit and then lays head down to "nap". The fox is actually listening. Watching with its ears-

 

VWIIIIIIIIIIMP.

 

It fucking bit my tail, bitch!

 

because youre a 8IG GRU8.

 

And what, you think it mistook me for food?

 

it probably did, because youd just cry the entire time! like a VWIMPY LOSER.

 

-little blue flame pops into rxistence. Just for a bit. Then it is gone-

 

You screech when you get water thrown on you, so don't act so superior, kid.

 

-another flame. Still blue. This one lingers a bit-