shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I can read just fine. I just can't read that.

 

then O8VWIOUSLY you cant read.

 

No, obviously you can't write.

 

tvwo of my fingers are fake, dont be racist!

 

The term would be ableist, actually. If I was being ableist, that is.

 

*She stares at him and literally pulls off her index and middle fingers. The prosthetics, anyways.*

 

... okay. I guess you've got me there.

 

yeah, i do! because youre a moron and i nevwer lie!

 

Yeah. Right.

 

name ONE TIME ivwe lied!

 

The time where you just said you never lie.

 

*raises his hand for a high five*

 

[Dom gives him a confused look.]

 

You told the girl with the tail that you were eleven.

 

but its only a lie if you can provwe ivwe evwer lied!

 

Uh... high five?

 

i am elevwen.

 

... What?

 

I'm pretty sure you're six.

I raise my hand up, fingers splayed, and you slap it with your own hand, in the same position. It's a friendly gesture.

 

Oh. Uh. Okay. I guess.
[He high fives Norm.]