shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

i nevwer said i vwas elevwen SVWEEPS old!

 

*high five accomplished*

*grins*

 

So, you thought the girl would be interested in a preteen?

... okay... that's messed up...

 

elevwen itch svweeps is the same as six svweeps. im not a preteen!

 

Itch sweeps?

 

itch svweeps.

 

How long is an Itch sweep and what are they based on?

 

elevwen itch svweeps is six normal svweeps and theyre based on me!

 

Does anyone else use this system?

 

i do.

 

You're just Itch But Older. You don't count for this.

 

shut up, my girlfriends here!!

 

Missed this while back.

No. Deserved it.

 

*Eyebrow raise. She doesn't say anything, though.*

 

and vwhy DONT i count?

 

A word of advice, don't fuck with foxgirls. Especially foxgirl waitresses. They are pretty terrifying, especially when you continue to put off paying your tab and it reaches 5000 dollars because of those stupid delicious 32 dollar wedges you never knew were 32 dollars.

 

*worried glances* how old is big itch though...

 

Want a traying too? Sounds like it.

 

stopped keeping track after the chitin grewv in!

 

VWHY does it MATTER.