shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Devils grow chitin? Makes sense. Smell weird. Like dust.

 

DON'T HIT ME OR TURN ME BACK INTO A SEXY FOXGIRL WAITRESS AGAIN, I HATED THAT JOB AND I'M PRETTY SURE I DON'T OWE YOU MONEY. RYLEY DIDN'T EVEN LET ME EAT THOSE DELICIOUS WEDGES WHILE BRAD AND I WERE WORKING TO PAY OFF OUR TAB EVEN THOUGH THE PLATE WAS RIGHT THERE TANTALIZING ME.

 

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-frowns about this. fierce fox frown-

 

i vwanna be a sexy foxgirl vwaitress!!

 

-geckers loudly at itch and raises her hackles-

 

(for the curious. this is gekkering)

 

Don't you look at me like that! Coffee Shrine's wedges are fucking irresistible!

Not for Ryley. Believe me, you don't. She's scary.

 

Resistible. Just lack the will.

 

You don't know that, you haven't seen how delicious they are!

Probably.

Unless you're the patron deity of Coffee Shrine or something.

You're not the patron deity of Coffee Shrine, are you? *nervous sweating*

 

vwhat??

vwho the hell is ryley.

 

God. Not of "Coffee Shrine". Or anything. Just a god. Gods are dime a dozen.

-shrugs-

 

Smell awful. Devil too. Not a huli jing. Can't be a "sexy fox waitress".

 

im not a devwil!!

 

Horns. Colored skin. Fangs.

Not a devil then what? Look like one to me.

 

Really scary foxgirl. She runs Coffee Shrine. She turned Brad and I into foxgirls so we could work off our tab as waitresses. She would have probably hurt us otherwise.

Yes! So I don't owe you any money after all. Which is good, because Ryley totally fired me for being completely and utterly incompetent!!

 

im a troll!

is she hot??

 

Troll? Hrmm. I see.

-just puts troll down as another word for devil-

Fox owning something? Huh.

And no. Nothing owed.

 

YES SHE IS, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. THE SEXY FOXGIRL SHUFFLE IS VERY ENTERTAINING UNTIL YOU ARE THE ONE BEING FORCED TO PERFORM IT!!!!

 

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-frowns again. this time out of offense. oh so you enjoy us until you have to be us. i see how it is-

 

Don't judge me! I didn't choose to be a foxgirl, I was just unlucky enough to have accidentally acquired an enormous tab!! I MOSTLY JUST CAME FOR THE WEDGES ANYWAYS!!!!