shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

But I'm not even a foxgirl at the moment!! And unless someone happens to have transformation serum on them I have no way of turning into one!

 

cant you just make it appear or something??

 

Even if I could, why would I want to?

 

i vwanna see the shuffle!!

 

I refuse!

 

DO IT!

 

I don't know you so you can't make me!!

 

ill piss on you if you dont!

 

You will not!
[Max pokes a hole in a water bottle and aims the hole at Itch.]

 

*She steps out of the way of the stream.*
FOX SHUFFLE, FOX SHUFFLE, FOX SHUFFLE!

 

-casually looking stuff up on a mirror while this is happening. small hand mirror. reading to herself. she swipes down the article. MEEEH-

 

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO EVEN WANTS TO SEE THE FOXGIRL SEXY SHUFFLE!

 

-growls lightly as she continues to read a wikipedia article about horses. god. horses suck-

 

SO VWHAT?

 

SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU!

 

IF YOU DONT DO THE FOXGIRL SHUFFLE ILL KILL YOU!

 

*squirt* *squirt* *squirt*

 

*Sidestep. Sidestep. Sidestep.*

 

I swear my aim isn't this bad normally!!
[Max tosses the empty water bottle and begins to flee]

 

JUST DO THE SHUFFLE!!