shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*frown*...don't do that... s'not funny...

 

its OBVIOUS shes got an iq of two. i guess we cant all get both beauty and brains.

 

i don't know who to root for. well, maybe it'll go well and they'll take each other out.

 

Don't care.

 

-a mi investigates the fox-

 

Maybe gender doesn't matter to you foxes, but it matters to the rest of us. Matters a lot.

I don't like the Cronii at all, but I know not to misgender them. I know that's a real low blow, that it's a really fucked up thing to do, and that I shouldn't do it.

So, stop! Cronus is a dude! You might not like him, but he's still a dude!

 

Ah. Oh dear. Here again.

One of these days I'll get Vereyann to tell me why I always end up here when I'm sleeping.

 

(in a joking tone) come here often, babe?

 

[Unicron surfaces from a shadowy corner that has somehow both just appeared and appears to have always been there. He seems to be normally sized for a Cybertronian for once and seems infinitely more tired than he was when he last appeared here. In his arms is what appears to be a lumpy metal ball.]

 

What-sorry, what have you got there?

 

A moon.

 

Why are you carrying a moon? [The universe investigates carefully]

 

Only if I let my guard down. You?

 

Possibly in case he wants to moon someone.

 

What do you... >.<

 

Because this one is having a mood and refuses to move under his own power right now.

[He hardly acknowledges this statement at all, except for the withering look he gives her. Even the one that smells like death is not allowed to say things like that.]

 

uh, twice so far. and apparently when i'm drunk and asleep or when i get SHOT BY A CROSSBOW, so i guess that's similar.

 

You stop that! Moons should move!

 

see, i get to be in a VASTLY better place when im drunk and asleep. hotter girls.

 

[The moon makes a most pitiable sound]