shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Where they always get all the candy, I suspect!

 

AUNTIE CAP GAVE ME!
[The little sparkling grins brightly and runs back to Jetski. He lifts his arms to Caer. Up!]

 

*grins* Hi! I'm glad to see you again!

The green robot's Jetski, Whisperwind's the robot with wings, and - *he points* - those guys over there are the robot gods, Prmus and Unicron. And the violet horned asshole is Itch, a Cronus Ampora.

 

-Jetski laughs and picks him up- Like I said!

 

[Nichrome tries her best not to look guilty.]

 

Not a god.

 

thats QUEEN cronus ampora to you!!

 

-makes 'blah blah' motions with his hand-

 

-glares.-

 

And she's Robot Chroma! Her name's Nichrome but Robot Chroma's what she basically is.

So, what are you then?

Queen of the empire of dirt?

 

-a very small manticore sparkling is nonchalantly trotting past Nichrome with a candy in it´s mouth-

 

The destroyer of all.

 

yes!!

 

(Apostasia grins at Nichrome.)

 

Caaaaaptaaaain!

 

I prefer mechanoid, if it isn't too much trouble.
[she rolls her optics.]

Give that here, Soundwave. You've had your portion of those today.
[She tries her very best to sound authoritative.]

 

I think @Burt Destroys the World has more of a claim to that then you do.

Okay then.

 

-Soundwave shakes his head and tries to eat the candy as fast as possible-

 

Mechanoid Chroma. Got it.

 

[shhhhh there's nothing to see here.]

Yes, Jetski? Is somethign the matter?