shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

The tiny fake lusus isn't eating symbolic representations of its exes.

 

howv do you knowv it isnt.

 

... uh, it didn't say it was. And it isn't an asshole.

 

"When we were much younger and much poorer, Ford wanted to give me something from his homeworld for my birthday, and spent quite a bit of money -- which we really did not have much of to spare -- on a box of chocolates for me. I didn't know what they were and they were very sweet and interesting tasting and I ate a lot of them, only to discover that they're full of a chemical called theobromine which, to put it very bluntly, does not agree with me." Valiska sighs, but smiles at Ford, who smiles back at her. "He brought me roses in the hospital--which we could also ill afford at that time--both the roses and the hospital, as medical care wasn't guaranteed by our government back then--and said that from now on, when he wanted to show me the delights of his homeworld, he'd stick to flowers."

"You may not look much like little Cronus but you whine just like he does." Valiska shrugs. "She is a wild animal. She hunts and kills things because she's been living in a house with sapient beings who give her food regularly for less than a week. We are proud of her for having managed to learn to go outside when she needs to pee. If you would like me to judge your behaviour on the same standard as hers we can do that, but I do note that she dreamed up and killed and ate a generic bunny because she wanted to eat a bunny, not because she wanted to eat carefully prepared and elaborately presented revenge porn."

 

its FOOD. howv is food, vwhich i am eating right nowv, revwenge porn? do you think i get off to shovwing my dick in cooked grubs?

 

You made the grubs look like your exes on purpose, dude.

 

for shits and giggles.

 

... that doesn't make it any better.

 

alright, explain to me howv you could possibly be offended by me jokingly conjuring up a meal that happens to resemble a randomly selected ex-quadmate of mine and claiming i vwas eating my ex symbolically.

 

... it's creepy.

 

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ovwersensitivwe bastards.

 

How would you like it if one of your exes symbolically ate you?

 

you say that like a good number of them havwent tried to do it literally.

 

h07.

 

... damn. Just damn.

How the hell did Alternia get so... fucked up?

 

keep in mind, my results are skewved because im quote-unquote 'casteist' and vwont touch a tit if it isnt attached to anyone higher than teal.

 

wh3r3 70 3v3n 83g1n.

 

"I don't know," Valiska says, throwing her hands up. "What am I supposed to think, when you went to some effort to make your food look like individuals to whom you must at some point have introduced your genitals? You're gross. Just accept it."

 

i didnt evwen specify my CONSPICUENT exes. you havwe no idea if ivwe fucked the person the food looks like.