shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

There's a big difference between being a halfway competent leader and being only able to be killed by fuchsias.

 

theoretically she could be killed by a non-fuchsia. the same vway theoretically a tornado could go through a junkyard and assemble a vworking spaceship.

 

Sorry but I think the former is much, much, much more likely.

 

youre not evwen alternian.

 

And you think that means I'm wrong?

 

i think it means you dont knowv vwhat youre talking about, vwhich you clearly do not.

 

Seadwellers? How quaint! -leaves her poor past-alter-timeline-self to investigate! @calicosAssassin now has a half-horrorterror abyssal death goddess invading his personal space!- Looks more like my brother's work, I can't even see your scalemarks. Like land-kin.

 

*Leaaaaaans away.*

mind taking a step back.

or tvwenty.

 

Say your right words.

 

your right vwords.

 

You vote!

 

no.

 

-daintily takes one earfin between two clawtips- Are these the only fins you have, little one?

 

*The instant she touches his fin, Dualscar flashsteps very far back.*

*Don't touch the douchebag.*

 

"Whereas we just pair up siblings to produce incestuous children, who we in turn pair up, and repeat the song again. Behold, the great way to produce competent, sane leaders. Coincidentally, madness stalks my line. Wonder why." She smiles mirthlessly. "Fight until only one survives is a much more successful method."

 

"It depends on the situation," Ford says quickly. "I've been involved in both kinds of power transfers. Voting makes much less of a mess, but ... sometimes you have to throw an asshole out a window."

 

do you mind, i JUST ate.

 

"Who did you defenestrate, Abba?"

 

Spoiler: current events joke

*turns into an eyescreen and zooms in on the usa*

 

Several, in fact. You're expected to settle down for a few centuries and have a herd of children when you're going extinct. Pick your life back up once you've Done Your Civic Duty. Maybe do it again if you thought it was fun times.