shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

start w/them helming the pretty ones!! the wires dont go w/my outfits...

im 2 pretty 4 it all, n so r u, sir!! some1 should protest :( :( :(

 

"I have met her boyfriend and he's not a bunny," Ford says, laughing. "He's, unsurprisingly, another thylacine. Unlike her people, Cordelia sticks to dating within her species. Generally, it takes a sapient imagination to view beings outside one's own species as desirable sexual partners."

 

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*Having spent significant time and energy concentrating, Swiftwing lets out a whoop of delight.*
I did it!!
Look!!!!!!
*There's a glowing orb in his hand, and he has shrunk himself down to the average height of a human, the better to share it with everyone.*
*A pitch black horizon on one end, lightened near the center to blue-fading-violet. Blinding gold-white light on the other, blazing into a splash of sunset colors. Down the center, the memory flies, caught on the cusp of dawn and dusk, night on one side, day on the other. The dark side is chill and dead, snow stretching white-indigo into the distance; the light side is boiling inferno of raging forces, molten rock and instantly-evaporating water creating clouds of acid and dust. The storm blows eternal, forward and back, the leading edge spitting magma and lightning into the night as the planet turns, and the memory turns with it.*
This is Velocitron!!
This was my mail route!!!!

 

You could try burning yourself out~.
I mean, it comes with mild-to-severe brain damage, but~.

 

"For some reason," says Valiska, "I have a difficult time picturing you in a pale embrace."

 

it looks fine from where im standin!! ;)

um

yikes??

 

Ford stares at it in happy amazement. Seeing things you don't get to see in New Jersey, and standing in awestruck delight, was half his motivation to study science as a child.

 

There's actually been studies on psionic burnout that are teal-and-up access restricted~.
I could probably jury-rig something up so we could do it with minimal pan damage~.
Then we just need to stage a convincing incident for you to 'accidentally' burn yourself out in~.
Then you can be an engineer or whatever else you want~!

 

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Even if done 'accidentally'~?
Even with the protection of Sax~?
He's very violet it seems~.

 

...pretty...

 

Cordelia is quite unaware of the controversy she has initiated and is happily licking her chops. If only you could make prey appear everywhere just by thinking about it!

 

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So~.
It's doable, probably~.
If Demmel is up for it, of course~!

 

i uh

he already tried to help me by reserving me for his future crew and it turned out that some1 else already had me reserved as a helm. he doesn't know who's gonna be my captain I don't think or if he can change it :( :( :(

I rly thot that no 1 knew abt the whole technopath thing but hey I guess I'm not as sneaky as I thot!! :) :) :)

@twofoldAbolitionist this isn't where I was trying to take this at all, I'm sorry!!

4 the record tho, all butts r p gr8, haha?? ha...

 

vwe all make mistakes in our youth.

 

...so obviously we need to plan a murder~.

 

...oh man what if~
Someone already has me reserved~?
I'm going to be a scientist okay a scientist~.

 

nononono ssshhhh!!!! ur teal you'll b fiiiiiinnnnnneee!!!!!!!! don't u worry abt it!!!!!!!! there r plenty more where I came from ok??????

n ur psi isn't the kind that a future ship captain is keepin his look out 2 reserve!!!! u have 2 much 2 offer n 2 little 2 use 4 battery power 2 be worth the cost of helming ok???? u go nothin 2 worry abt :) :) :)