shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

then make em stop being so nice to look at!

 

I CAN'T CONTROL MY BOOBS!

 

and i cant control thinking theyre hot!

 

WAIT, SHUT UP, THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT!!

 

YOU COULD SURE AS HELL STOP LOOKING AT THEM THOUGH!

 

theyre the biggest things on your body, i cant help it!!

 

IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT THE STUPID MARBLE MADE THE REST OF ME SO PETITE!

 

and its not my fault im a normal vwoman vwith normal interests!!

 

They're not yours to stare at!!!!

 

looking is free!!

 

*Angry huff and feet stamping*

 

-floats over to Ford, eyes keen and curious- I haven't been here long enough to offer equal trade, unless there's something you wish to know about my world, but on Ethus only gods and, presumably, Those Above, can harness our equivalent. When we did, sourced from a god, the result was apotheosis rather than immortality.

 

all youre doing is making them bounce!!

 

*No, no. It's totally a cat. It reluctantly licks the very tip of its paw, awkwardly brushing down its fur.*

 

-noofs the strange-smelling not-cat- ???

 

I can't help that they jiggle, it's just how physics work! You'd know what I mean if you weren't, like, a triple a cup, an s cup even!

 

*WOW, would you look at the time. The suspicious feline's back arches and it begins to back up.*

 

lowv blowv!!

 

...it's acting like it's hurt its paw, too...i think this cat should be taken to a vet

 

-takes a moment to... 'analyze' @Itch's chest- Huh. I think you might be flatter than me. At least I fill out a little when I'm eating regularly.