shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

yeah, see, so its not my fault! im just skinny!

 

By the time I hit your weight I'm a good bit bigger. You look like you got bit by an OCD mosquito.

 

"Never," Jame states, "have I been happier being flat as a board. At least they aren't being ogled by Cronuses."

 

vwhat?

 

*The cat stares at @Jamethiel Knorth with a gaze that feels oddly ogle-y.*

 

Like a mosquito bit you where one tit should be, thought it looked lopsided, and bit the other to even it out.

 

yknow, i wouldnt know from personal experience or anything, but im PRETTY sure tits arent blood sacks.

 

It's a size comparison.

 

its howv tits vwork!! if you dont havwe any body fat, youre not gonna havwe any tits!

 

In simple words then. You have more body fat than me, and less tit than me.

 

*She lifts up her shirt to reveal slightly cleaner starkly defined ribs.*
???

 

*trots over to @Suspicious Feline and sniffs it.*

 

*The cat takes another step back.*

 

*It ends up tripping over its own back paws.*

 

*walks over with a curious look on its face. Aren't cats supposed to be graceful?*

 

-sighs because this is going to have to be a production. Undoes her underbust corset, which does not change her shape at all, and brings down the top of her dress, using her cloak to preserve her modesty. She's skin, bone, and hardly any muscle; the product of a lifetime of starvation- !!!

 

vwell youre just vweird, i guess!

 

*Not this one. The cat is currently trying to right itself. It pushes itself onto two legs before quickly planting down all four.*

*No one saw that, right.*

 

should i get my tits out too, or what

 

yes!