shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

one punch and i give you a 100% guarantee that ill stop looking like em.

 

@Suspicious Feline Alternatively, if it is size you are having problems with, I have just the solution. Gwahaha...

 

Buddy, I am not hitting someone who looks just like my partner.

 

...maybe some noses weren't meant to be booped

 

What the actual, literal fuck.

 

*Loud SIGH. His voice is sounding rather strained, too, having ignored @juice's warning about volume.*

fine, be DIFFICULT.

do you even have eyes, pal.

 

-she looks up and glares at mara knowingly-

Who the hell let you in, "Prince"?

-she gets her hands into a banishing mudra and she prepares the mantra. Dont play me tempter i know my shit-

 

-appears some popcorn, munches. It's always fun when other gods (who aren't her family) fight-

 

Ah, a demon of the night. Are you able to feel it? My overwhelming, magnificent, throbbing, power?

Do you desire my form or not, Doppelganger?

 

not particularly, no.

 

Oh. You're one of those.

 

-large blue flames in the shape of mucalindas seven heads burst up behind abhaya. She has all nine of her tails out.-

 

*sneaks up on @Suspicious Feline*

*attempts to touch him*

 

*Nothing happens, but he startles.*

 

FUCK FUCK FUCK, no one informed me there was one of those celestial fucks in here. MARALAGIDYNE!
[Mara spurts fire in several directions before performing a u-turn and attempting to flee in terror.]

 

*Loud demonic screeches* I need to get out of this accursed place before that religious nutjob gives this Prince a Prince Albert!

 

-laughs her tentacled ass off into a full on gigglefit, most unbecoming of a terrifying death goddess-

 

-stands up in her full honest form-

THOUSAND ARMED GUANYIN THE JADE EMPRESS AND HIGHEST BODHI'S GAZE UPON YOU, TEMPTER.

-she shouts out a long loud mantra in mandarin-

 

ive had one of those. not as fun as it looks.

 

*Distorted screams of pain and terror* FUCK! MAKARAKARN! FUCK YOU TOO, ONE DAY I SHALL SEIZE THE SOULS OF ALL YOU HOLD DEAR, YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL BECOME PLAYTHINGS FOR THE LOWEST CREATURES OF MY REALMS!
[Mara continues to roll.]