shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Could you keep him from being helmed at all~?

 

"Does the concept of 'restraining order' not exist outside my dimension of origin?" Paz muses, shaking her head.

"To anyone else who might be confused: the reason people have a problem with this is that it's kind of an implicit threat, and since he doesn't even care which ex it is, that implies he would like to see all of them dead on a dinner table, whereas if he had a specific ex in mind, we could at least imagine that maybe that particular ex was especially evil."

 

Who cares~?
You can't do anything about it and neither can I~.
And frankly, if he wanted his exes dead, I imagine he could have it done for most of them already~.

 

i dont think you understand howv miniscule of a threat this could possibly be. hell, a lot of trolls vwould take this as a romantic gesture.

 

So, Sunshine would appreciate it if I GONGed up some mini-hims and ate them in front of him? Really?

 

Different kind of romance.

 

So, Sunshine would appreciate it if Ford got some mini-hims and ate them in front of him? Really?

 

-She shrugs.-
Why are you getting upset at me~??

 

I'm just skeptical.

 

learn to read.

 

*exasperated sigh* Sunshine is a troll!

 

-He pats Demmel's back awkwardly. When will his people skills return from the war.-

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i said, learn to read.

 

Well. Sunshine never said he wouldn't find it romantic!

I mean, I hope he doesn't, but...

 

then vwhy are you arguing if you dont evwen knowv if vwhat youre arguing is true?

 

You suggested that he might.

 

no, actually, i didnt invwolvwe your quadmate in the slightest. i said a lot of trolls vwould think its romantic. you ASSUMED i vwas including him in that.

 

I mean a lot of trolls seem basically resigned to slavery as an institution too, so that's sort of weird. And most of the uh, trolls here, seem to think that you're weird and creepy for doing it?

 

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That's probably a good thing given the whole uh. Slaughter of alien races for the expansion of the empire thing you've mentioned. I mean, I actually like most of the trolls here, I think.