shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

you make more girls for me to date by 8ECOMING a girl, not by fucking dudes!! its pretty simple!

 

Are you zaying I'd make a ho7 girl?

 

fuck if i knowv, your ovwervwhelming maleness is getting in the vway right nowv!

 

I'll 7ake 7ha7 az a glowing complemen7. Clearly 7hiz meanz I zhould wear my favorite drezz 7omorrow!

 

I don´t know. Sire says it´s not polite but she uses it all the time.

No like how sparklings are made.

 

Think it's "frag, sparkbond, kill" for us, but yes.

If you don't know the reason behind a rule, why are you following it?

 

7he only frag I know abou7 iz a frag grenade.

(( Edit to add quote))

 

Because grown mechs get all fussy if I don´t. I like to save my fussing at for important things.

 

*He slinks back in, clearing his throat to test if his voice has returned.*

*It has, but barely.*

 

Frag (Neocybex, interjection, infix, noun, verb): intensity modifier ("fragging huge," "abso-fragging-lutely"); general expletive ("frag this", "frag off"); slang for sexual interface (both noun and verb); distorted or undesirable ("fragged up"). Possible origin ref. processor fragmentation, indicating mental unwellness as cause for undesirable behavior or outcome.

 

A reasonable decision! I shall have to ask a grown mech the next time I see one, then. I think deciding words are bad is a very silly rule.

 

I am sure it is...

-averts her gaze from mara because i mean really the prince is a giant wang-

 

Me too! -He pads up to Onyx and pounces up to find a hollow of plating to loaf up in-

 

oh......

Makez zenze.

 

[She hums contentedly, making a mental note to keep still so as not to accidentally unbalance or pinch the bittybot.] Comfortable, little brother?

 

-He purrs- Do you know all the words?

 

Oh, no, there are many more words in all the turnings of all the universes than I could possibly learn in one lifetime. I do know a great many words, though.

 

Do you think any words are bad?

 

...I think there are words that have been used to hurt people, but I refrain from passing moral judgement on a tool. A blade can be used both to injure and to build; it should not be outlawed simply because it can be used to cause pain.

 

Gods and swearing. Almost like I'm still home. -sighs, shakes head, continues drinking-