shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

No, I'm good. I might be hard to hurt but I don't need more all-powerful enemies. Or allies. Or associations in general. Sometimes I wish I just had to deal with the occasional crime lord.

 

-sticks his tongue out at itch- So there!

 

still not a god, kid!

 

You're not a god!

 

i am a god!

 

Are not!

 

Gods because we're worshiped? Hah!

Not likely. Not at all, really. That god running a local mountain shrine? Not actually worshiped. Another bigger name is.

Not a relationship with mortals. Exist in spite of worship. In spite of mortals.

 

Your definition of god is bad and you should feel bad.

 

What, is my magnificence too vulgar to gaze upon? Gwahaha!

It is a privilege to be allowed to "worship" Mara, The Evil One!

 

i bet no one vwants to vworship you!!

 

More like she pities you. Lacking in class. You know.

Also keep telling yourself that. Got mantras ready. Big boy god chased off by little words. Privilege to worship indeed.

 

I would've almost said "yes?", but I'm on break.
(Apostasia is still tinkering on something. It sprawls down the two stacked crates she's sitting on, steel and bone and web, screws and bolts and sinew. It wiggles, dangling into the abyss below the crates because perspective is for suckers and people not in dreams.)

 

Perhaps in your world, but not in ours. Primus certainly exists without worship, but if he were not worshipped I would not call him a god.

Regional differences are also not moral judgements. No.

 

-rolls into the rave and raises a hand-
I'M A DEMIGOD!

 

'Demigod' is also a very vague word, little brother. [Making sure she won't dislodge Soundwave, she uncoils her neck to snootboop her... cousin? Cousin is probably the easiest word for that relationship.]

 

Cheater! -Soundwave calls from his perch, tail sticking up like the most offended little exclamation mark-

 

-Starscream has wandered in and sits on a box someone left to watch the babyfights.-

 

The universe and @Misty have been chatting quietly in the corner for a while. Magically inclined observers might notice some careful polite scanning of one another. Then ________________!

 

As the universe stands up, several tiny round mechanoid mis fall out of it´s crevasses. They pick themselves up and proceed to explore.

 

UHHHH I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE! I LIKE IT THOUGH ITSOUNDS RIGHT :D

CHEATER????? D:

???? :O