shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-He nearly jumps- Where are your parents?

 

Not all gods have powers, cousin.

 

Do YOU want to be doing this shquishie?

 

Then what makes them gods? -she looks decidedly miffed-

 

What's, uh.

What's going on here? Kids, leave King Starscream some space!

 

SEE! -smuggest cat. some celebratory strutting around is in order-

 

thats the point, id rather be as FAR away from this as possible because children are HORRIBLE.

 

[Yellow, still climbing his leg, cheerfully:] Work! Well, caer'n sire're at work--
[Red, proud:] We lost atta! We went super fast and he got distacted and then we were here! Did space do a weird thing?

 

Hey. Do you know who these belong to?

 

Your opinion on moral judgements is bad and you should feel bad.

 

( ≧Д≦) -screech-

 

Yeah, yeah, they're from my colony. They're good kids, just... kids.

You doing okay? You look kinda like Stentato when he gets overwhelmed.

 

Too bad, I don't. [She flicks her wings, paying more attention to the sparklings than the person she's actually talking to.]

 

In that case, you can keep your opinions on my handling of children to yourself.

I think it did. Primus have mercy.

-wryly- If at all possible I´d like to not cause a diplomatic incident by letting someones sparkling get harmed under my watch.

 

Gained 20 demerit points for saying that.

-steps to the left-

20 more demerit points. I'm on fire. Soon to be literal.

How many more demerit points have you earned?

 

-Loud catte screm.-

 

S-O-M-A-N-Y-L-I-T-T-L-E-F-L-I-E-R-S-H-E-R-E-T-O-N-I-G-H-T

 

-She whistles, and while sound doesn't come out, she makes a lightshow happen around her to get the attention of the kids.-

KIDS! Give King Starscream some space or I'm telling Nichrome.

 

-now it's a contest. louder screech, like a really upset dial-up router-

 

Don't know what kind of kammic crime this is. But it's probably worth 100 demerit points.

-also loudly vixen screams in response for the hell of it. i will outscream the children dammit-