shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Look, stick with me and I'll help get you home. This is a special sort of safe space where you can meet people from aaaaaall over! And you can't get hurt here, so don't worry.

 

!!! -snack bonanza, her parents never let her have this many snacks at once. aw hell yes-

-she grabs it, hugging it to her chest- I'm gonna make the best one!

 

-Starscream pats their heads and goes back to holding only One sparkling, his namesake.-

 

There's even a paint kit for decorating it when you're done!

 

Hippolyta. You're going to ruin your evening fuel. You can have a handful of those, no more. And that's your normal hand size - no sizing them up.

 

(To @Starscream, @Lacuna of Devisiun, and @Onyx Prime)
Y-O-U-T-H-R-E-E-A-R-E-G-O-O-D-W-I-T-H-D-E-A-L-I-N-G-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-L-I-T-T-L-E-O-N-E-S-D-O-Y-O-U-R-U-N-A-S-P-A-R-K-L-I-N-G-C-A-R-E?

 

-freezes-
...But daddddyyyyyyyyy!

 

-unless you know celestial mandarin that will stay that way little mi.

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....grins about the child with snacks. she may be bitter and mostly dead inside but as a child who grew up in poverty she can appreciate the delight kids have over snacks-

 

Oh, hey, Captain! Do you know how all the kids got in here? Hippolyta's fine, but the twins are pretty worried.

 

Hahaha, naw. I just have a bunch of friends with kids these days.

 

[Nodnodnodding in unison, the two separate a little, but they're still holding hands.] D'you know where atta's at? [Yellow-optics giggles, then keeps echoing:] atatatatta...

 

You heard me, kiddo. You know the rules.

I have a theory, but nothing concrete, no. With all the divinity concentrated on our ship, reality's getting a little... confused, I would guess. Probably something we can work on.

 

Well, last I saw your atta he was back at the colony. Usually people just dream their way here, so if you wake up your atta or your caer should be right there.

 

No, I don´t. I do have one of my own but I wouldn´t call myself good with them. -he stands, shifting Starscream mims to his hip without thinking, and then sits on the ground with Mims in his lap.-

-Startscream is watching them with a very strange expression, both terrified and slightly wistful.-

Are you certain that is localised? If it is not I would rather know about it sooner than later.

 

Nooooooooooooo daaaaaaaaaddy! Snacks! ｡ﾟ( ﾟஇ‸இﾟ)ﾟ｡

 

pretty sure youre NOT supposed to be that touchy-feely with kids.

 

S-O-W-H-O-E-V-E-R-S-F-R-E-E-K-E-E-P-S-A-N-O-P-T-I-C-O-N-T-H-E-M-? T-H-A-T-I-S-A-N-I-N-T-E-R-E-S-T-I-N-G-S-Y-S-T-E-M-B-U-T-I-T-S-E-E-M-S-T-O-B-E-W-O-R-K-I-N-G

Y-O-U-S-A-Y-B-U-T-M-O-V-E-A-S-I-F-T-H-A-T-L-I-T-T-L-E-O-N-E-B-E-L-O-N-G-S-T-H-E-R-E

 

No, we have an actual childcare center, just, yanno.

 

I said you can have a few, Hippolyta. If you're hungry after that, you can have your energon early. But too much metal isn't good for you - your fuel tank is still growing.

Perhaps human children. But we're not human. When you've delivered and raised as many sparklings as I have, you can have an opinion on their care.

 

It's not exactly my field of research, so I can't be certain, but as far as I know, it is. We've got two deities and several powered children of deities currently in close proximity - the universe tends to take notice of that sort of thing.