shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-displays as text while Hippolyta screams-
Oh, how interesting! Did you say thank you?

 

...okay. Okay that's-- thanks. Uh. [He's just gonna hug the twins and ventilate for a bit.]

 

-optic ridge arch- They´re tiny, I wouldn´t expect them to know etiquette. Mine sure don´t, and they´re quite a bit older. And despite my reputation, I would not harm a sparkling.

-He gives her a smile that´s a touch to relieved to be just fake-

 

Anyway, I'm sure they'll be careful around that corner now. Do you want some space to vent, Venture?

 

Sure! -my that ear suddenly needs rubbing-

 

-displays text as well-
Thank you for your kindness, and I'm sorry for my daughter.

 

...yessir. [He shrugs a little, dragging up some shred of discipline to nod to Starscream.]

Nah you don't have to leave if you don't wanna just gonna chill for a bi-- hey where you going this time Laeto? [The yellow-eyed twin has wiggled around to stare at Hippolyta's ongoing tantrum.]

 

Hey, kids, have I ever told you that everyone on my old colony is a twin? I was really excited when you two came around!

-She boops one of the twins on the forehead.-

 

-pokes head from out under tail and nods. she then returns to hiding-

 

...she mad. [Laeto squirms further, tipping out of Venture's lap and finding his feet again.]

[The red-eyed twin is content to stay sat and is booped; he blinks up at Lacuna, adjusting his seat to do so.] Who's your twin then?

 

Stentato, of course! We turn into one jet when we transform, not two.

 

-Soundwave has loafed near the Starscreams, and is cautiously patted in the head-

 

:O [Starry eyes!] How!!! How d'you do that will we be able to? Do all twins turn into one thing?

[Laeto, meanwhile, is approaching Hippolyta's cone of shame mute bubble.]

 

-Hippoyta has given up on screaming and is lying facedown pretending to be dead-

 

It's because of how our colony worked. Ummmm... a long time ago, something happened that meant that all of us were born with split-spark twins and one alt-mode between twins. Which I think is good, because I love Stentato very much!

 

-lifts the mute bubble-
Do you want some fuel and a nap, kiddo? I could use both of those, myself.

 

'm dead.

 

-hides a smile behind his hand-

 

Well, if you're dead, I suppose you don't need Aunt Lacuna's lovely gift any more.

 

-squeaks and curls up tighter around the present possessively-