shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-She seriously nods back.-

Have your parents taken you flying yet?

 

Maybe for you, sweetspark, but you've got some advantages that most of us don't.

-runs a quick analysis-
It's got some unusual properties, but looks to be safe for consumption.
-he hands a few to Laeto-

 

-sneakily pulls one of the coins she sneaked away earlier from her subspace and shoves it in her mouth-

 

[Aralia's face lights up.] Yeah!!!! We did circles onna flight deck!! I'm gonna do all the circles when I can fly!!

[Laeto makes a wordless happy noise and starts chewing on one, offering another to Hippolyta.]

 

Circles are really fun! I'm sure you'll be a great flier. It looks like Laeto is getting a snack, do you want to ask Life Support for one?

 

[He blinks over at the other sparklings, then yells at the top of his tiny lungs:] LAE YOU STILL GOT ALLA SQUISHCANDY COME BACK!! [Going over to join them would clearly be too much. Somewhere above him, Venture is blinking at the sudden increase in noise level.

Laeto's eyes widen, and he gently bops Hippolyta's shoulder with the remaining coins.] Wanna go share with Ral?

 

YES

 

[Nearly-identical happyfaces! Laeto extracts himself from the cuddlepile, stuffs the half-eaten coin in his mouth, and trots back over to his family. A few sticky, rather squished gummy candies like Whisper appearified earlier are retrieved from tiny subspace; Aralia steals a handful from his twin, who offers more to Hippolyta.]

 

-smiles- Oh no, I´d better watch out then huh? -He does not look threatening at all, rather is humoring the sparkling.-

 

-they are gratefully accepted; Hippolyta contributes the pile of coins she hid earlier, just to show willing-

 

[Very serious nods are a little bit ruined by cheeks full of squishy candy.]

[Aralia ignores the shinies, but Laeto adds his remaining coins to the pile and starts dividing them evenly. One for them, one for her, one for them, one for her...

These coins will probably be slightly sodium-flavored, because sticky hands leave residue. Oh well.]

 

Wow, you kids are doing a good job sharing!

 

-gives her a superior sort of look- It's called manners!

 

[In stereo:] Gotta share! Promised!

 

-and on this day abhaya taught small children a lesson about sharing. her cold heart grew maybe half a size that day. she hides this though under her fluff-

 

-Soundwave is still investigating the letters on his, though he has maybe licked it a little. Why must the interesting letters be delicious?-

 

*The teal wiggler ventures all of two feet from their lusus. What a brave child.*

 

A mechmi approaches!

 

*The mechmi is subjected to curious prodding.*

 

[The tiny seekerling makes a noise in his sleep then wakes up blearily, blinking his little optics up at the big adult seeker.]
...
[He frowns, opens his mouth and hesitates, before his complaint comes out like a waterfall:]
You'reNotCaerYou'reTheHero... >:c