shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-Soudnwave gets up, soubspaces his not halfeaten coin, and carries to paperscrap to @Voidborn - Can you read that?

 

[Sorting done, Laeto extracts himself from the cuddlepile, takes one of 'his' coins with him, and trots over to offer it to Lacuna.]

 

God speak. Celestial Mandarin. Mortals can't either, really. Know some characters, some words. Never caught full grasp of it. Call our letters Fuwen.

 

Oh, thank you! Are you sure you don't want it?

 

Hmpf. You should make letters people can read!

 

[Nodnodnods.] Nice things now! No more mean!

 

-grins-

We should. Don't though.

Can use earthly languages too though. Earthly Mandarin's required in education. Needs to be. Else people wouldn't get paid. Got to be able to read the prayers. And listen to them.

 

[Voidborn laughs her voice echoing oddly (someone forgot to switch off the silly demi-glamours.)]
Hello to you too.

[She elegantly sinks into a seated position and examins the paperscrap]
I cannot, I'm afraid! It feels important though! What is it?

 

I'mTheBestAtFlying!
[His wings vibrate excitedly]
I can even Land! AtLeastSometimes!

 

You're not born yet! Go away!

 

-She takes a little nibble.-

 

Hippolyta, that's rude.
-he starts to look tired and dizzy-

 

You could make more candy to give her you know.

-tries not to laugh- Landing IS very important. Trust me, crashing is no fun at all.

 

That´s silly, having a language people can´t read.

Letters in tiny turbofox language! -shows her his half eaten coin as well-

 

-pouts- She's making you sick!

 

Oh? Did I Rewind my dance again? Silly me!

[Her optics widen and her smile falters.]
Oh dear.

We shall have to resume this when you aren't... you know...

 

That's very nice and I would love to examine them more but I may need to leave soon, my darling.

 

Yes! Landing is most important!
[he leans up close and whispers]
There's candy? CanIHaveSomeIWon'tTellCaer!!!???

 

How could she make me sick, sweetspark? I probably just need to refuel. It's been hard keeping down lately.

When I'm not what?

 

Hrmph. We can read it. The gods. Useful language for talismans too. Daojiao thing. Get the letters of the Celestial Bureaucracy on paper. Consecrate that. Infuse the ritual with your qi reserves. Which reverberate with our words. Makes things real. Reshapes the qi?

It's a way of Working. Lots of ways. But Daojiao likes letters.

Also I am just a fox. Huli jing, gumiho, kitsune or sigali. But just a fox. Why turbo?