shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

stop kinkshaming my exhibitionist tendencies.

 

No.

 

what's up you tall strangers. I'm back. you would not believe the adventure I just had. off-camera. trust me. it was awesome and cool

*the seagull spots the reddish robot and experiences an inexplicable jolt of JOY. it is not good at telling robots apart yet.*

hey. hey you

*the seagull speed-walks up to @Lacuna of Devisiun 's feet and taps at her armour experimentally.*

...huh. I do not mean to be "an asshole". but that was not a satisfying clang. you are not the musical mechanical thing. do you have a snack

 

Musical one was blue! Lacuna is not!

...can seagull even see blue? Musical one had no wings!!

 

Nope. No clang, huh?

 

dont make me get out the latex.

 

...is latex a kink thing for organics? [Silver appears very confused by this.]

 

oh you svweet summer vwiggler.

 

aw man. I admit. you are all very large. and your individual features are not easy to process. because you are all. very very large

am I being prejudiced. I'm sorry. I am not being the bird @birb wrongs activist knows I can be

 

You don't get to mock people for not understanding organic kinks until you've done a sparkmerge. Or three.

 

I'm sorry. this is embarassing to admit. but I am a bird. with a bird sized brain. I can't read. this is not my best day ever

 

All the organics I have contact with outside this space are nonsapient, I don't exactly have the knowledge base for proper comparison. For the record, if we're speaking of the same material it's just a fairly weak adhesive, or, at best, a replacement for certain joint components. I suppose some joke could be made about valves, but... [They shrug.] Repairing those is quite tricky anyhow.

 

I love th´s bar.

 

clothes. vwery, vwery tight and form outlining black shiny clothes.

 

...right, that external layering business. I assume the form-fitting detail is intended to directly contradict the more of keeping one's frame hidden from all but the partner(s) invited?

 

I Do Not To This. Im Seven You Sick Fuck.

Do I Want To Know? I Dont Think I Want To Know.

 

If Achromat Nichrome would like the background knowledge from a purely medical standpoint, I would be willing to explain.

...or anyone else, for that matter-- I could swear I've spoken with someone in here about the physical function of a spark...

 

Mmmmmmaybe? Yeah Why The Fuck Not. Cant Be More Traumatizing Than The Mental Image Of A Seadweller Geezer In Kink Gear.

 

-0 It makes sense in retrospect how did I not think of this.
-0 ...
-0 I'm curious and somewhat apprehensive of what that entails.

 

-0 Dear me.
-0 That almost sounded like a claim that I am not your natural superior.
-0 Seadwellers are merely conditionally better than you, then.
-0 You have the audacity to accuse me of being impure while expressing such subversive views yourself.
-0 Another middling cobalt
with too much mistaken pride to toe the line.
-0 How dull.