shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

We pretty the place up somethin' chronic. -grins. He is definitely a pretty jet himself, sleek and swept-back and slender-

That sounds like an adventure an' a half, dang.
...What kind of calendar?

 

Ayyyy congrats! Anywhere's better than there honestly, but pit yeah for ditching the popsicle stand. High five?
(She holds up her hand)
Also I'ma get one a those calendars.

It's like, we should come with warning labels or something. Sleek ones though.
(She's grinning, and might be checking out Aerobolt a little bit)
Don't think I caught yer name earlier.

 

A sexy one!!!!!
And I get to do the paints for lots of people!!!!!!

*He high-fives her exuberantly.*
Yeah!!!!!
I don't know what a popsicle stand is!!!!!!
If you buy our calendar you're supporting a ship full of devastatingly attractive people!!!
So buy lots!!!!

 

Thank you

-at the continued loud, he runs over to climb Swiftwing and snuggle his head against his chest-

 

Labels that don't break the lines. -he winks-
I'm Aerobolt! Pleased t'meetcha.

I'm totally down for supportin' ships full of attractive folks. Hope you ship 'em to Hedonia, 'cos I wanna put in a preorder. -grins-

 

-an actual portal opens up, shiny silver, violet, and crimson. Isaura dances through it, blowing raspberries to the other side as it closes, and looks around with the biggest eyes-

I'm Queen Isaura II, (adopted) daughter of the Iron Queen (mayshesleepeternal)! -she announces, her crown falling over her eyes. She's wearing a child-sized breastplate and a floofy skirt. One shoe is missing and her sock has a half-stitched hole with her big toe sticking out-

 

Hi. I'm Norm the Genie.

You're magic too, aren't you?

 

We went to Hedonia once!!!!
It was fun and I got very drunk!!!!!
I can tell Nichrome about the preorders though so she knows to ship them to you!!!!!

*Initiate panic sequence.*
Oh no oh no who can I give this to--

Too small!!!!

WHERE'S VEN
where's venture????

 

Oh, hey, Nichrome, that's a familiar name. Reffy and Chasey talk about her a lot! She's on your ship, huh?

 

I'm spirit-touched, just like the old Queen! -she's proud, and more than a little defiant-

 

Spirit-touched?

A lot of humans think I'm a spirit. Or a god. But I'm a genie. And I haven't touched you. *extends a hand cautiously* Yet, anyway. *laughs*

 

Whoa whoa hey Cap chill I'm still here-- [He does not run, running while holding a squirmy child is a bad idea and Aralia, mostly quieted down, has decided it's Climbing Time. But he does come back over to Swifty.] What's up?

 

It means that my soul's part spirit! And how can you be a djinn and not be a spirit? -she tilts her head curiously; the crown falls over one eye again-

 

I dunno. Maybe I am a spirit. But I'm definitely a genie, that's for sure!

 

Yeah!!!
She's my co-captain!!!!
I didn't know you knew Reffy!!!!
....Do you want a sparkling?

Take him!!!!
*Swiftwing desperately peels Soundwave Minimus II from his chest and tries to hand him over.*

 

-OK, that´s it. Loud kitten yelling ensues, and any and all ligh sources in the rave suddenly go out-

 

Know him? Trined with him! -grins-
And no thanks, we got plenty of our own...

 

Hey-- [he reaches out with his free arm to support the cat smol.] Can't just hold 'em out like that Cap c'mon be caref--

Pits. Thanks, Swifty.

Hey, hey Soundy, c'mon, let's get outta here, 'sokay, shhhh.

 

*Startled jet shrieking. Help.*

What!!!!
But I'm trined with him!!!!
Four person trine????
IF YOU'RE IN MY TRINE CAN YOU TAKE THE SPARKLING????????

*He starts crying. Help.*

 

[It is time for more jet screaming, this time only partially muffled by Venture's side.]