shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Sorry...
[His wings tilt down apologetically and he lets his hand fall down again, the other coming up to cup Swiftwing's helm.]

Spoiler: Comms @Aerobolt

I didn't know alternate universe shenanigans would happen or I would've warned you? I'm not cheating on you and Whiz! This is like... both happening simultaneously? So I'm trined to both of you seperately but not in a uh... sketchy way. Sorry!!!!!! :c

Because not technically trined to both? Uh... Seperate trines in different universes...

 

Hey, uh.

...are you okay, Captain Swiftwing??

 

-Bolt stares, bemused- ...Different universes?

 

[frantic nodding]

 

There you are Tempest I've been looking for you where have you been?
(She carefully steps through the roses. Darn things keep tangling in her frame. How does Tempest stand that? That is a rhetorical question. Tempest Dive seems to like a lot of things that make absolutely no sense. But she's so pretty.)

 

*Much calmer, happier, snuggly Swiftwing is okay with this development.*
Oh!!!!
That makes sense!!!!
We're selling him??
You???
A calendar!!!!

*He fishes an arm out and gives Stentato a thumbs up.*

Yeah!!!
That happens here!!!!!
So I guess we're not a flock after all!!!!!
Oh well!!!!
I would have been okay flocking with you!!!!!

 

First step to being tough is acting tough! Even if you're not, if you act like it people won't want to fight you. Don't get scared of loud people who talk a lot! They're probably also acting tougher than they are!

Second step is to keep your thumbs out of your fists! If you hit someone hard enough you might break your thumb, which doesn't help at all. -takes one of his hands, bending the fingers with hers to make a proper fist- Like that! Or you can bend your fingers at the first joint and not curl them all the way in, that way when you punch someone you hit them twice! And if you're hitting with a whole fist you can hold something small and hard, even if it's just a rock, and it'll make your fist harder! -she pulls her punchbars out of her floofy skirt's pockets; they're about the size and general shape of disposable lighters but iron intricately inlaid with gold and silver-

 

...Uh. Okay. Great. -still doesn't make a move to join the snuggles-

 

Are you sure? Can I help?

 

do you not understand the the drones vwill kill you if you dont provwide filled pails or something.

 

*Swiftwing transfers the thumbs up to Aerobolt.*

Say hi to Bolt!!!
Make him feel welcome but don't touch him he's taken!!!!!

 

-very, very quickly-
Ppreciatethegesturebutabsolutelydonotdothat

 

(Oh hey there's a mech she knows in the waking world. Tempest Dive waves at her with the hand that is not holding the watering can.)

Spoiler

 

-Stentato goes very still at the conflicting responses. The parts of him that need to smooth over distress don't know what to do.-

 

Yeah, but when the drones aren't coming and someone wants to fuck for fun, you won't get killed if you refuse. Unless they're an asshole, that is.

 

...I'll just... go.

 

So... act tough, don't get scared and make good fists. Alright.

 

theres no point to fucking out of season.

 

*surprise* So, you don't like sex?

 

it got boring vwery, vwery fast.