shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

then i dont knowv vwhat youre trying to accomplish here.

 

*sighs* Honestly, neither do I.

 

no, Refractor is sorry...

 

then vwhy dont you go back to minding your owvn business and not prying into my sexual interest.

 

I think I will then.

*turns his back on dualscar*

 

you can pry into my sexual interest if you want.

 

C-O-M-E-T-O-T-H-E-R-O-B-O-T-S-W-E-H-A-V-E-R-O-S-E-S
O-R-W-A-S-I-T-C-O-M-E-T-O-T-H-E-R-O-S-E-S-W-E-H-A-V-R-O-B-O-T-S-I-M-N-E-V-E-R-Q-U-I-T-E-S-U-R-E-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-S-E

 

*keeps his face blank and tries to ignore cronus*

*and internally curses his curiosity, recklessness and skepticism*

*floats over to the roses/robots*

 

even my sexual history. completely open book over here.

 

*la la la not listening*

 

oh, cmon, you know youre curious.

 

They protect your hand! They block an incoming sword, and make it easier to hold the hilt. There are also 'basket hilts' that curl around the hand instead of a crossguard. I like them, they're fancier.

 

I'm not.

 

I-D-A-S-K-Y-O-U-T-O-P-L-E-A-S-E-M-I-N-D-Y-O-U-R-S-T-E-P-B-U-T-T-H-A-T-I-S-A-B-I-T-I-N-A-P-P-L-I-C-A-B-L-E-I-N-Y-O-U-R-C-A-S-E-I-T-H-I-N-K
A-N-Y-W-A-Y-S-S-I-T-D-O-W-N-A-N-D-L-E-T-T-H-E-W-O-R-L-D-B-E-T-H-E-W-O-R-L-D-F-O-R-A-B-I-T

 

uhh, dont you want to know whod bang someone like me, or whatever jealous people say to insist theyre not jealous?

 

*sits down*

Thanks.

 

Protection's good. So's easiness.

I wanna know!

 

shoo, im talking to people who ARENT annoying little gremlins right now.

 

I'm a genie, not a gremlin.

 

youre a kid. i said, shoo.