shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

magic.

 

I'm magic. And I practice it. I have to, 'cause people always make wishes and that means I have to use it a lot,

 

But you have to practice lots to not get eaten by it, if you're a channeler. And you have to practice lots to use it if you're a mage.

 

*gasps* Eaten by it?

*curls himself up in his tail*

 

vwell, IM the chosen one so i think i knowv more about it than you vwould. just a little.

thats your fault for granting vwishes. vwho evwen DOES that.

 

Genies. *sighs* We have to.

 

vwhy?

 

Yeah, if you're not careful as a channeler magic can swallow you up! But you're safe because you're a djinn. Humans aren't supposed to use colorless magic like spirits are, that's why it hurts us if we're careless.

Who chose you for what? I'M a spirit-touched channeler, and Queen!

 

(Skyfall hides her face in her hands to hide her visor glowing.)

 

its a prophecy.

 

I dunno. We're trapped in lamps and when they get rubbed, we have to come out, grant someone thwee wishes, and then go back in again.

Being a genie means I'm safe? Good.

 

but vwhat if you DIDNT grant the vwishes.

 

I tried that. Didn't work. My fingers snapped anyway and - GONG! Granted!

 

vwhat if you taped your fingers together.

 

That's stupid. Prophecies are stupid. Anyone with enough Silver can break them, anyway.

 

What's tape?

 

I was about to ask if you could stop being an idiot, and then I looked at all the other version of you running around, and... yeah, no dice.

 

-giggles into her hand-

 

its not being an idiot, NOT doing things is VWAY easier than doing things.

 

Not in the case of wish granting!