shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

You simply must. Imagine, the shock and horror, should you reveal something incredibly obvious about someone who didn't realize? Why, they would be absolutely heartbroken. Devastated. Shattered by this turn of events.

Mugs are less likely to get caught in my vents, so I will take my prize and be glad of it. The gift of a mug bumps you up to level 0.003426, by the way.

 

vwhere the fuck did i say you vwerent a troll.

 

Oh My God A andom Giant Alien Robot Acknowledge My Existance! This Is Simply The Second Best Day Of My Life!
(Sorry Robot-San You Loose To The Day When Senpai Noticed Me.)

 

I FUCKING KNEW CONVINCING HER TO GIVE ANIME A TRY WAS A MISTAKE.

 

"Kindly remember that you're speaking to our daughter," Ford Pines says, rising to his feet, "and that even if I'm sitting here playing with seagulls and thylacines, I survived the better part of a year in a hellmouth and got all my brains back, and wandered through random dimensions for five years before I established any kind of home base, and I am more dangerous than you think I am. This is a dreamscape and we can't hurt each other here, but I am very good at manipulating extradimensional space and I can do a lot of things you might not like that will not hurt you. Additionally, I could probably follow your traces if you gave me a reason to."

Ford takes a deep breath. "Alternian law and culture forces adolescents to become sexually active sooner than many of them might wish to be, but she's in my world now, and even under your system of government, such that it is, they're not forced to engage sexually with adults whether they want to or not, and nobody fucks with my family."

 

im not interested in her. i dont like teenagers sexually OR platonically. theyre obnoxious little bastards and i dont vwant them anyvwhere near me.

 

"Great," says Ford. "We're on the same page. I don't want them anywhere near you, either. So, please refrain from having any sexual conversations with kids that make them uncomfortable in any way and/or are not objectively educational in the strictest, most benign sense of the word. Especially my kids, but honestly, I won't tolerate you doing that with any kids."

 

Id Tell You To Bite Me But Honestly You Might Spontaneously Burst Into Flame At The Power Of Unbridled Youth And Potential Your Washed Up Chitinous Husk Simply Cannot Handle Anymore.

Cmon Dad I Can Handle Myself Against That Asshole Used-To-Be.

 

im not vwashed up. you vwanna knowv vwhos vwashed up?
@crocellsApostate

 

"I know you can, but his behaviour is still inappropriate and wrong. This isn't about whether I think you can take care of yourself or handle a problem, this is about my wanting that bastard to understand that there are some problems he is not allowed to create," Ford says firmly, patting her shoulder. "You're a very tough girl, and I admire the hell out of you, but maybe I think you've been fucked with enough."

 

"You're arguing with an adolescent about another adolescent. How do you not see how inappropriate and weird and fucked up that is?" Valiska rolls her eyes.

 

Guess What, The Beach Is Vast, Even Endless. There Is Enough Space For An Endless Number Of Yous To Wash Up.

*she chirps disbelievingly*
Clearly The Multiverse Disagrees.

 

im getting the little gremlin to target its annoyance tovwards another gremlin vwhich shares enough traits vwith me that itll satisfy its need to bother me.

its like betting on a vwiggler fight ring.

 

The multiverse frags with everyone. That's why we have... clades, allies, people to watch our backs.

 

You Underestimate My Ability To Fight Off Losers.
Not Enough of You Here Yet For Me To Make You Take Turns. Though The Number Is Higher Than Any God Taste Would Allow.

Thank You Troll Disney.

 

th4tz 1T!!!!!!! 1 QU1T. 1 QU1T.

 

Right, I'll stop trying to provide explanations, clearly--

[Something occurs to them; their wings pull in close to their back, and they nod to aI and Ford in turn. Softly:] ...Clearly I am the one out of line here, actually. I should not be interfering in your intracrew affairs even if they take place in public; I can present "overactive caretaker protocols" as an explanation, but they are no excuse. Stanford is more than capable of clarifying his own intent. Apology extended.

 

*Another Cronus pops up due to the Cronus amount being pointed out. You're welcome.*

 

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-0 I continue to find the concept of adult parents to be an unnerving one.
-0 Seems stressful.