shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Oh! You know mantras then, Ford? Or are you a Paritta sort? It's likely sutra recitation either way.

 

One day you'll die. Same as me. Same as mortals. You'll go tallying. You'll be placed.

You run from the rules but the rules always find you. Even without Heaven karma's cold reach would pull you down.

You will burn.

 

That would be very nice but someone has recently broken out of his room to go flying despite it being naptime so someone isn't allowed to fly until he has finished napping. Which we are doing right now. Dream flying is not a loophole I will let him exploit today.
[She is saying it mildly though and drops a kiss on the helm of the squirming and complaining sparkling.]

 

IWillOnlyFlyALittle!!!!
Just a bit above the ground!
PleaaaaaaaaseCaerPleasePleasePlease.

 

I said no, Starscream. You can go fly with Swiftwing once we're all awake.

 

Must you be so morbid?

 

True. Isn't it.

 

Well. Yes. Assuming some miracle of merit transference and cultivation of conduct on his part. Still, he has time so isn't it best to treat the real possibility of avoiding it as a reality?

 

No.

 

-sighs and stops now before they get into an argument in person-

 

[Venture laughs.] Fair enough cap!

Naptime's super important y'know. Even Swiftwing and your namesake take naps and I'm napping right now :o

 

:O
ButButBut!!!!!!!! When I'm sleeping I miss AllTheFunStuff! IDon'tWannaSleep!

 

Recharge is important for growth, you know.

 

Gotta recharge sometime to have energy to do all the fun stuff! If you take lots of little naps and someone promises to wake you up for the fun stuff you don't need to worry about missing the coolest things!

 

Don't need to sleep. No gods do. Not like we'll die.

Sleep anyway though because it's miserable not to. Sleep kid. Make a habit of it.

-she pats the child on the head gingerly for her. but she looks off into the distance. remembering the CIS interrogation techniques. god the cops are evil-

 

World keeps getting bigger, wherever you're not watching. Sleep helps sort your thoughts though. Wanna hear about the time Husk 'n I racked our brain modules over a gyroscopic rebalancer for four nights straight and couldn't get it to work for love nor shanix?

 

ButIDon'tEvenWannaGrow! If I grow again I'll be all stuck again and then I have to wait UntilAllMyKibbleFitsTogether!!!!!!

Caer says I have to do set Naptimes and not just whenever :T

[He catches her hand-... paw? He catches it and looks at it.]
You look funny! Really nice though!

 

Nnnnnnoooooo that sounds like Nerd Stuff like what Soundy does! I only do FunThingsLikeWeatherAndAirStuff! The numbers AndTheDiagramms look SoSoSoSoSo Pretty!!!!!!!!!

 

-it is definitely a hand. it is covered in fur though and there are pads on the palm and each digit. the hand is a bit oddly shaped really, giving the impression that she can and does run on all fours in this form-

...thank you?

Sleep though.

 

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