shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

You two are even again!

 

Do you want me to ask? So, uh, how'd you get them?

 

Yeah, but I'm pretty creative. I'm a writer, y'know.

Maybe. I don't really read the comics. They're sorta ruined for me by association.

Maybe some people, who knows? I, for one, got dealt these sweet bomb powers.

 

(Oneira just places her head on the table. If the list in @bourasqueIndwell's hands is examined, it's apparent she's lagging behind, although she has won some rounds)

 

...why are you like this.

 

(obnoxious grin) went out in space without a visor and my eyeballs just popped.

(...this is a transparent lie)

 

Do you guys have superhero comics in your, uh, dimension? Because that sounds like a thing you might, uh, have a relation to.

Did he say something wrong?

[He squints at her.] I don't, um, think it works that way?

 

Nother round? You've been catching up, you know.

 

(extremely casually) how dare you

 

no, no, wait, you're right, i've got it all wrong. it was the asteroid worms that got them. you know, they sneak up through the feet of your space suit and before you know it they're nibbling on your eyeballs. terrible, terrible stuff.

 

[He rolls his eyes.] You're right, I'm a, uh, monster.

 

Mostly on the ones she gave. Although I would agree that Ilma and I have a disproportionate advantage with wizard, even with her curveballs thrown in.

 

Heck yeah we do, and we're like modern superheroes ourselves.

Spoiler: ((here we go))

Don't pay Juice any heed, that's just the way he/she is.

 

[Dom silently glares at @Otis Kinsley, then gets up and leaves.]

 

Do you just leave, uh, holes for them in the suit to make it more, um, convenient?

You don't gotta be a dick to them. I, uh, don't really think that's how a real superhero would act. Unless you're a corporate shill, in which case, uh, fuck you.

 

...thinly veiled jab at me...

...that's the narrative you keep telling yourself in your head...it's not really like that

really dude?

 

Do I?
Although an eye for the world might come in handy a little bit more, but what do I know? I'm not a writer.

 

I think I have a right to be a bit cross with Juice and Orlandeau. They sorta sabotaged my relationship. And I don't really appreciate the way you're speaking to me like that, way to go making assumptions about me being a corporate shill.

 

hey, careful, some of my best friends are corporate shills.

 

Sabotaged your relationship? You're an abusive fuckwad and Arin left you of his own volition.