shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

... okay. But why would grown-ups play with exploding toys?

 

-slightly baffled shrug-

 

Because certain grown ups aren't very smart about how many of their body parts they want to keep attached.

 

Becawze some grown ops don´t gotz der sense der master give biscuits.

 

-giggles-

 

butt butt!

 

... but why, though? What's so fun about a toy that breaks you?

Masters don't give biscuits sense. They just wish for things and I have to grant those wishes. And they're stupid.

 

Iz a feegure ov speech keed. Und der heterodynes is ecktually very schmott.

 

What are the het-ero-dynes?

 

Der schpark femely vot made os. Dey are very schmott und mek mit der science a lot. Zo eef dey get bored dey might giff biscuits sense fer real. -grins-

 

You talk weird. Schpark? Femely? Schmott? Science?

 

Hy tok like a jägerkin. Hyu tok fonny hyurself.

 

Jagerkin? Hyurself? What?

I don't get it.

 

-brightly- Would you like me to translate?

 

Yeah. I would.

 

Mina said... -clears her throat- 'The Spark family that made us. They are very smart and do a lot of science. So if they get bored they might give biscuits sense for real.' And then she said 'I talk like a Jaegerkin. You talk funny yourself.'
Mina, you're always such a charmer.

 

Sparks? Like fire and lightning?

And what's science? And Jaegerkin?

 

Vot? -noofs- Hy vas beink nice!

Hy iz jägerkin!

 

Hi, Jaegerkin. I'm Norm.